Best pick up lines

[Sorrow]

This is just for entertainment purposes. Gimme what you got!

This always worked for me:

Hi, my names _______, lets fuck?

They can't turn it down

 

[Invade]

My favorite is one they always laugh at then say, "Awwww"

Spoiler

I love every bone in your body, including mine.

 

[People]

mine is , i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?

 

[Sorrow]

Hahahaa wow those are too cute

 

[Miles]

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

 

[Poe]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanut butter
lets fuck.

 

[deprimes]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanut butter
lets fuck.

Best pick up line ever, using that later today when I go out.

 

[Poe]

Best pick up line ever, using that later today when I go out.

It's very clever and it gets the women all over you, trust me.

I get e-Bitches all day.

 

[Kill]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a gun
Get in my van

They NEVER turn me down.

 

[Shadow]

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass.

 

[Invade]

^Hahahaha what? Nice pick-up line shadow I would love to see you use it -_- lol

 

[Brian]

>If i Flip a coin, What are the chances of me getting Head?
>I lost my virginity, do you mind if I have yours?
AND THE BEST ONE OF ALL.... *drumroll*
>I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

This has been my guide to scooping up all the bitches.

 

[Alex]

>If i Flip a coin, What are the chances of me getting Head?
>I lost my virginity, do you mind if I have yours?
AND THE BEST ONE OF ALL.... *drumroll*
>I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

This has been my guide to scooping up all the bitches.

This niggas cudi LOL you would put those down!

 

[Brett]

Nice Shoes. Thats all you have to say and BAM vagina

 

[Mission]

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

 

[Volation]

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

I feel like this would be a terrible thing to say to a girl.

 

[Bomb]

Hi, my name is _______ , how are you

There, don't go overboard with corny pick up lines

 

[Lazid]

Have you got home insurance? Because I'm gonna' smash your backdoor in.

 

[630]

I have honestly never found, seen, or used a good pick up line. They are all pretty corny.

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Heres a corny one....

If you were a door, I'd slam you.

 

[Miles]

I feel like this would be a terrible thing to say to a girl.

Thats the point lmao.