Best pick up lines

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This is just for entertainment purposes. Gimme what you got!

This always worked for me:

Hi, my names _______, lets fuck?

They can't turn it down
 
My favorite is one they always laugh at then say, "Awwww"

I love every bone in your body, including mine.
 
mine is , i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?
 
Hahahaa wow those are too cute
 
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanut butter
lets fuck.
 
woʟғ said:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanut butter
lets fuck.
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Best pick up line ever, using that later today when I go out.
 
420’’’ said:
Best pick up line ever, using that later today when I go out.
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It's very clever and it gets the women all over you, trust me.

I get e-Bitches all day.
 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a gun
Get in my van

They NEVER turn me down.
 
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass.
 
^Hahahaha what? Nice pick-up line shadow I would love to see you use it -_- lol
 
>If i Flip a coin, What are the chances of me getting Head?
>I lost my virginity, do you mind if I have yours?
AND THE BEST ONE OF ALL.... *drumroll*
>I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

This has been my guide to scooping up all the bitches.
 

This niggas cudi LOL you would put those down!
 
Nice Shoes. Thats all you have to say and BAM vagina
 
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
 
Miles said:
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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I feel like this would be a terrible thing to say to a girl.
 
Have you got home insurance? Because I'm gonna' smash your backdoor in.
 
I have honestly never found, seen, or used a good pick up line. They are all pretty corny.

Heres a corny one....

If you were a door, I'd slam you.
 
Volation said:
I feel like this would be a terrible thing to say to a girl.
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Thats the point lmao.
 
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