Best night ever

[Pacino]

Yesterday night, I went to a birthday. The birthday girl "taught" me to dirty dance. It was awesome with her huge ass! Plus I danced with a really fuckin sexy girl and got !her number! Here's a pic of me and her: (her big titties don't really show in it, neither her sexy butt does)

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[Rude]

God damn boi. Lucky as fuck. All I did last night was smoke. lol.

 

[Pacino]

God damn boi. Lucky as fuck. All I did last night was smoke. lol.

Well, girls are not going to come to you at home...

 

[Astro]

Well, girls are not going to come to you at home...

Of course they do, just check the back of your phone directory.
My favourite girl is Diamonds, she only charges $35 for a quick one.

 

[Fade]

Nice one lad! Party's are the best..

 

[Painkiller]

Alpha as fuck mate, good job lol

 

[Pacino]

Of course they do, just check the back of your phone directory.
My favourite girl is Diamonds, she only charges $35 for a quick one.

Nah, you pay bitches? I get 'em for free. Paradox even pays me.

 

[Mojo]

Nice man! All I did last night was play COD L0L

 

[Yeti]

Im pretty sure @FedEx ships his bitches.

anyway, congrats on your first encounter.
But really... Gap? hmm, must be like the Gucci in London.

 

[Difficult]

All I did last night was get stoned af off 1 dab and passed out like a paraplegic on my friends bed. Happy Friday.

 

[Yeti]

All I did last night was get stoned af off 1 dab and passed out like a paraplegic on my friends bed. Happy Friday.

I played some Battlefield, raged. And went out in a drive in my sisters new car and go 7 bg's from all my girlfriends.

the last parts a bit of a hyperbole.