Best Insults You've Heard

[Name]

Really curious to hear what you guys have to share. I generally find these funny as fuck.

I will start off. Not really my best, but yesterday at school some fat motherfucker told me to kill myself, and i replied to him saying "At least when I'm hanging from the ceiling, it will be with a full belly, retard." Needless to say, it shut him up.

 

[jason]

You must be an immature dolt if you choose to use 'retard' as a derogatory slang word. Grow up.

 

[Name]

You must be an immature dolt if you choose to use 'retard' as a derogatory slang word. Grow up.

Can vouch. I am indeed an immature dolt.

 

[Nab]

>Be me.
>I'm playing xbox.
>Slap a tryhard with a sniper.
>"You have a number in your name."

Cried myself to sleep that night.

 

[Sector]

You must be an immature dolt if you choose to use 'retard' as a derogatory slang word. Grow up.

I get more dick than you, fuckboy.

 

[Sector]

"You look like Alex Ptacek you idiot" @Sector

You're a sailing instructor during the summer, you creationist.

 

[Zachy]

this is towards you...
you flex an instagram i gave away for free in your signature..

best one yet

 

[Name]

this is towards you...
you flex an instagram i gave away for free in your signature..

best one yet

if only I was flexing m8. just advertizing my SMs for my homies to follow.

 

[Zachy]

if only I was flexing m8. just advertizing my SMs for my homies to follow.

just joking, i'll follow you right now princess

 

[Pandas]

@nab I know that feel bro. I know that.... 

 

[coltie2]

Insult: your mommas so fat....she's fat!!!!! Ooooooo burn

If(fat momma)
    Then( blubber)