Best Insults You've Heard

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Really curious to hear what you guys have to share. I generally find these funny as fuck.

I will start off. Not really my best, but yesterday at school some fat motherfucker told me to kill myself, and i replied to him saying "At least when I'm hanging from the ceiling, it will be with a full belly, retard." Needless to say, it shut him up.
 
You must be an immature dolt if you choose to use 'retard' as a derogatory slang word. Grow up.
 
Jason said:
You must be an immature dolt if you choose to use 'retard' as a derogatory slang word. Grow up.
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Can vouch. I am indeed an immature dolt.
 
>Be me.
>I'm playing xbox.
>Slap a tryhard with a sniper.
>"You have a number in your name."

Cried myself to sleep that night.
 
Jason said:
You must be an immature dolt if you choose to use 'retard' as a derogatory slang word. Grow up.
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I get more dick than you, fuckboy.
 
Trilogy said:
"You look like Alex Ptacek you idiot" @Sector
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You're a sailing instructor during the summer, you creationist.
 
this is towards you...
you flex an instagram i gave away for free in your signature..

best one yet
 
Zachy said:
this is towards you...
you flex an instagram i gave away for free in your signature..

best one yet
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if only I was flexing m8. just advertizing my SMs for my homies to follow.
 
Name said:
if only I was flexing m8. just advertizing my SMs for my homies to follow.
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just joking, i'll follow you right now princess
 
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