Bend ISN'T a Dork - Bend Love Thread

[Raptor]

Figured since there were already hate threads goin about Bendy I'd even it out with a love thread about him. I'm not going to mention his cross-dressing or repressed transgender tendencies in this thread, but post your reasons on why you think he WILL make a good mod below, if you disagree with the OP, idc, go find another thread to browse.

My reasons:

1. He doesn't take stuff too seriously
2. He's got a 4 letter OG FK name
3. nup that's it

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Also I'm going to be a pretentious twat and 5-star my own dashboard thread because I'm cool like that.

 

[Trojan]

Let the dick riding ensue.

Trojan out.

 

[Poe]

Wow Raptor, you really know how to dick ride m8. I also rated this thread 5 stars.

 

[Sanctuary]

Naw, this nigga's a dork. /thread

 

[Raptor]

Awh wtf, I wanted -10s and a few 1 stars out of this. At least I got the dick riding accusations I wanted. Off-topic, who is the guy that has followed by like every mod's name in their sig, I remember that guy being the biggest dick rider.

 

[Color]

Lolololol @Trojan. Haven't seen you in a bit and this is the first post I see of you back. lol

 

[Raptor]

Lolololol @Trojan. Haven't seen you in a bit and this is the first post I see of you back. lol

There's a good reason for that, PM him lol. Trojan, when is that shit all going to be sorted out?

 

[Poe]

Lolololol @Trojan. Haven't seen you in a bit and this is the first post I see of you back. lol

It's because he's extremely gey for me and he knows if he doesn't post here there will be severe beatings.

 

[Raptor]

It's because he's extremely gey for me and he knows if he doesn't post here there will be severe beatings.

Will you marry me?

 

[Trojan]

There's a good reason for that, PM him lol. Trojan, when is that shit all going to be sorted out?

I'm on the run, I immigrated to a country that doesn't extradite.

#Thug #FuckTheFeds

 

[People]

Vouch, bend sells me crack every monday and oxy cotton very thursday..

 

[Raptor]

I'm on the run, I immigrated to a country that doesn't extradite.

#Thug #FuckTheFeds

Bullshit lol, I assume that's a joke, no way you literally hopped the border.

 

[Trojan]

Bullshit lol, I assume that's a joke, no way you literally hopped the border.

I was keeding.

But I got my laptop back and no charges were given to me so i'm a free man.

 

[Raptor]

I was keeding.

But I got my laptop back and no charges were given to me so i'm a free man.

Oh nice, they try any dodgy stuff with really obvious RATs or anything on your laptop lol? What did they say? I would have shit myself if it happened to me, regardless of whether or not I was certain my harddrive was both encrypted well and had no evidence.

 

[Trojan]

Oh nice, they try any dodgy stuff with really obvious RATs or anything on your laptop lol? What did they say? I would have shit myself if it happened to me, regardless of whether or not I was certain my harddrive was both encrypted well and had no evidence.

I formatted/reinstalled.

I also took apart my Macbook to see if those fegs left any recording devices, can never be to safe.

 

[Raptor]

I formatted/reinstalled.

I also took apart my Macbook to see if those fegs left any recording devices, can never be to safe.

I'm surprised they didn't leave anything following a raid, I thought for sure they would.