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Becoming popular, getting more friends, and getting girls!
by: USA
I. Introduction
II. Cliques
III. Attitude
IV. Appearance
V. Socializing
VI. Girls
VII. Facebook
Introduction
I hope you enjoy this guide. If you read the entire thing and implement these steps into your everyday life, I promise you will get more girls and get more friends. Becoming "popular" around your peers can be very rewarding in many different ways.
For example, if you are not too familiar with the Internet, it may be useful to become friends with a nerd. We will get more into this later though.
Please, don't half-ass read this guide, because even if you are a c00l kid, you'll become c00ler.
Cliques
First, and foremost, to achieve girls, you must have friends first. So, let's work on that first.
What is best is being in several cliques, which usually are:
+ Nerds (Have HTML shirts on, wearing jeans too short for them)
+ Rednecks (Usually wear camo, orange/camo hat, and boots)
+ Sports (Baggy shorts, Nike)
+ Popular (Name brands)
+ Emo (Dark clothes)
+ Potheads (Rasta shirts, red eyes, hungry)
+ Other
It is important to be associated with ALL of these groups. Here is an example:
Nerds:
Take a computer class (Web design, Programming). This doesn't make you look too nerdy and you can easily make up an excuse why you're in it. (my mom made me take it, my counselor randomly picked it for me, etc.)
Rednecks
Have a few redneck friends, buy weed from them, but don't hang out with them.
Sports
It's always good to play a sport. This will attract women. Also, have a lot of friends who play sports because this clique usually is tied to popular kids (jocks)
Popular
If you haven't already, try to become friends with at least one popular person. This can be your fastest way to being popular. This can be done by getting to know someone from your sports team, or lunch table.
Emo
Most emo kids smoke weed, just it wouldn't hurt to chill with them and smoke a bowl.
Potheads
As weird as this sounds, it is important to become friends with a lot of potheads. This is because, people in all other cliques look for drugs, and potheads have the connects. Drugs create a lot of bonding.
Example scenario:
Popular girl texts you from party, asking for weed. You come over, sell her weed, and stay at the party. Get drunk, and end up hitting on a bitch.
Attitude
How you act around peers is incredibly important, if they don't like how you act, they will only say bad things about you in the future.
The best way to act around a certain group, is to act just like them. As ridiculous as this sounds, just go with the flow. If you are with some potheads that are about to smoke, and you don't, don't be like "SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH YOU FUCKING POTHEAD FAGGOTS"
While around the nerd clique, it is alright to act silly & joke around because no one from this group will have contact with the clique you want to become apart of (popular).
In the redneck clique, it really depends on the mood of the group. Like stated previously, go with the flow.
In the sports group, simply bring up talk about... SPORTS! If you have a football team, watch a game and have something to talk about.
While around popular kids, don't talk shit about the "most popular" dude there, because if talks shit about you back, no one in the group will like you. If you don't have anything normal to say, just stay quiet. Always, try to get on their good side. They won't mind hanging out with you more. If someone more popular then you, just say fuck you and laugh it off. You may have to be a bitch at first, but people will accept you eventually.
Appearance
Appearance is just as, if not more, important as your attitude. It is important to dress and look like a popular kid.
For example, in my area, we wear Jordans, Nike socks, shorts, some sort of t shirt, and a matching snapback/fitted hat.
Obviously, it will vary from area to area, but you get the idea.
If everyone in your area wears, this:
WEAR IT! DON'T BE THE MINORITY!
Just notice what most people wear, and buy similar clothes. Don't be a full on copy cat though. Be original.
Also, it's not just about the clothes. In my area, it seems more kids around my age have a short hear, as do I. Notice things like that. And earrings. Nothing is wrong with a boy getting earrings. Unless they make you look like a faggot.
Always be clean and shower every night. Get cologne too, cause people love that shit. (Don't get AXE)
NEVER WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES, TWICE IN A WEEK.
+ Wearing contacts instead of glasses is a BIG plus.
+ Don't be seen with some shitty Nokie phone
+ Don't wear highwaters
+ Never let anyone know that you play Runescape, World of Warcraft, or are about to jizz that Halo 4 is coming out. Or that you spend 23 out of 24 hours a day on fkn0wned.
Socializing
DO
+ Go with the flow
+ Become friends with everyone except the biggest losers.
+ Dap your friends up everyday, remind them that your cool
+ PARTIES! Parties are a great place to socialize.
+ Go to the mall, tons of chicks to bump into there.
DON'T
+ Be an asshole to your friends
+ Think you are better than anyone else
+ Date girls in a less favored clique
Go to popular hang out places, which will vary in some areas.
In my area, a bunch of kids hang out at the local movie theater and the mall.
If you do go to hang out at a popular place, never go by yourself. Bring a friend that doesn't make girls run away.
Girls!!!11!!111!shift+1!!
this was probably the reason you replied to this thread, so I will explain.
First off, girls are fucking whores. The more you realize that, the easier you will pull hoes.
One thing you must understand is what girls HATE, so here's a list:
+ People who try to hard
+ People without confidence
+ People who don't stand out
+ Ugly assholes
+ Annoying assholes
+ Smelly assholes
+ Assholes (actually, most girls do)
I'm going to break this section into two sections since there are two types of girls
Girls you just want to fuck
Surprisingly, this is the easiest type of girl to get. The best way for this to happen is by first, getting to know them while your in a group. Don't get to know her one on one. That's for girls you want to date. Make her know your there, and do a LITTLE flirting.
After she knows who are you, act like a dick in front of kids who you hate. Girls love guys who are better then other people. Don't try to hold her fucking hand either, that shit is for fags.
Meet that bitch at a party, and start talking to her immediately, if she tries walking away, or start talking to some other dude instead, it's not your not. Wait to fuck the bitch later. Don't follow her around, because as stated before:
GIRLS HATE TRY HARDS AND ANNOYING ASSHOLES!
It is acceptable to ask for her number, and tell her to text you. Don't text her unless she doesn't text you for a few days.
IF, you text her and she doesn't respond, DON'T TEXT HER BACK, FUCK THAT SLUT! You'll look desperate, NEVER look desperate.
Girls you want to date
Depending on the girl, this could be a harder then just trying to fuck her. Some girls don't date, and just fuck. I call those girls n*gg**faggots.
Anyways, it will be easiest to date a girl if you are in one of her classes. This is because you have a reason to talk to her. Anyways, try to get to know one of her friends, because a girl's friend knows everything about the whore and she will be a good fuck when y'all break up.
But back on topic, add her on facebook, and don't comment on her shit for like 2 weeks. P.S. Only add her if you've met her FIRST.
After 2 weeks or so, comment on a status, but don't argue with her because first impressions are everything, really. Agree with her.
For example:
Sarah McSlut: OMG abortion is so bad, they should illegalize it!!!imawhore!!
You would comment back, saying:
Yeah, abortion is horrible...
Then, message her and talk about it and move on to a different conversation, then if she's still talking to you after a while, simply be like
"I have to go, but text me 55555555555, peace/bye/adios(whatever, you say)"
Get to know her, and once you realize she has something for you (She'll start texting you more, giving you smiley faces, gay shit like that)
If her birthday is soon do something cute..
For example:
It was this chick's birthday I know, we're just friends and shit but this would work on any girl amazingly. She's a big fan of the TV show "How I Met your Mother", and one of the main characters is Neil Patrick Harris, who plays "Barney", a player dude who always gets whores. His famous line is always saying "That was LEGEN... wait for it... DARY!!!", so I drew the character and next to it said "HAVE A LEGEN... WAIT FOR IT... DARY BIRTHDAY!" She loved that shit.
Do shit like that, just don't be retarded or seem gay about it.
ALWAYS HAVE CONFIDENCE
Facebook
Don't make fucking smiley faces that shits GAY!
Facebook is an AMAZING tool for socializing, so I needed it to have its own chapter. There is nothing wrong with getting to get to know a girl through FB. It's a good idea to creep on a girl's FB and get to know what she's into.
WHY?
EXAMPLE!
Whore: What kind of ice cream do you like?
Boy: Mint Choco Choco Chip!
Whore: Me Too!
Boy: Nice! Wanna get some ice cream together sometime?
Whore: Hell no! But I'll suck your weiner! (She'll actually say yes, unless shes a n*gg**faggot)
TIPS For FB:
+ Don't make annoying ass posts about shit no one cares about
+ Don't comment on every single post of a girl you like
+ Don't be a dick over facebook
+ Never have more mirror pictures then regular pictures, try to have no mirror pictures actually
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'll probably add more to this guide later, thanks for reading.
Becoming popular, getting more friends, and getting girls!
by: USA
I. Introduction
II. Cliques
III. Attitude
IV. Appearance
V. Socializing
VI. Girls
VII. Facebook
Introduction
I hope you enjoy this guide. If you read the entire thing and implement these steps into your everyday life, I promise you will get more girls and get more friends. Becoming "popular" around your peers can be very rewarding in many different ways.
For example, if you are not too familiar with the Internet, it may be useful to become friends with a nerd. We will get more into this later though.
Please, don't half-ass read this guide, because even if you are a c00l kid, you'll become c00ler.
Cliques
First, and foremost, to achieve girls, you must have friends first. So, let's work on that first.
What is best is being in several cliques, which usually are:
+ Nerds (Have HTML shirts on, wearing jeans too short for them)
+ Rednecks (Usually wear camo, orange/camo hat, and boots)
+ Sports (Baggy shorts, Nike)
+ Popular (Name brands)
+ Emo (Dark clothes)
+ Potheads (Rasta shirts, red eyes, hungry)
+ Other
It is important to be associated with ALL of these groups. Here is an example:
Nerds:
Take a computer class (Web design, Programming). This doesn't make you look too nerdy and you can easily make up an excuse why you're in it. (my mom made me take it, my counselor randomly picked it for me, etc.)
Rednecks
Have a few redneck friends, buy weed from them, but don't hang out with them.
Sports
It's always good to play a sport. This will attract women. Also, have a lot of friends who play sports because this clique usually is tied to popular kids (jocks)
Popular
If you haven't already, try to become friends with at least one popular person. This can be your fastest way to being popular. This can be done by getting to know someone from your sports team, or lunch table.
Emo
Most emo kids smoke weed, just it wouldn't hurt to chill with them and smoke a bowl.
Potheads
As weird as this sounds, it is important to become friends with a lot of potheads. This is because, people in all other cliques look for drugs, and potheads have the connects. Drugs create a lot of bonding.
Example scenario:
Popular girl texts you from party, asking for weed. You come over, sell her weed, and stay at the party. Get drunk, and end up hitting on a bitch.
Attitude
How you act around peers is incredibly important, if they don't like how you act, they will only say bad things about you in the future.
The best way to act around a certain group, is to act just like them. As ridiculous as this sounds, just go with the flow. If you are with some potheads that are about to smoke, and you don't, don't be like "SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH YOU FUCKING POTHEAD FAGGOTS"
While around the nerd clique, it is alright to act silly & joke around because no one from this group will have contact with the clique you want to become apart of (popular).
In the redneck clique, it really depends on the mood of the group. Like stated previously, go with the flow.
In the sports group, simply bring up talk about... SPORTS! If you have a football team, watch a game and have something to talk about.
While around popular kids, don't talk shit about the "most popular" dude there, because if talks shit about you back, no one in the group will like you. If you don't have anything normal to say, just stay quiet. Always, try to get on their good side. They won't mind hanging out with you more. If someone more popular then you, just say fuck you and laugh it off. You may have to be a bitch at first, but people will accept you eventually.
Appearance
Appearance is just as, if not more, important as your attitude. It is important to dress and look like a popular kid.
For example, in my area, we wear Jordans, Nike socks, shorts, some sort of t shirt, and a matching snapback/fitted hat.
Obviously, it will vary from area to area, but you get the idea.
If everyone in your area wears, this:
WEAR IT! DON'T BE THE MINORITY!
Just notice what most people wear, and buy similar clothes. Don't be a full on copy cat though. Be original.
Also, it's not just about the clothes. In my area, it seems more kids around my age have a short hear, as do I. Notice things like that. And earrings. Nothing is wrong with a boy getting earrings. Unless they make you look like a faggot.
Always be clean and shower every night. Get cologne too, cause people love that shit. (Don't get AXE)
NEVER WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES, TWICE IN A WEEK.
+ Wearing contacts instead of glasses is a BIG plus.
+ Don't be seen with some shitty Nokie phone
+ Don't wear highwaters
+ Never let anyone know that you play Runescape, World of Warcraft, or are about to jizz that Halo 4 is coming out. Or that you spend 23 out of 24 hours a day on fkn0wned.
Socializing
DO
+ Go with the flow
+ Become friends with everyone except the biggest losers.
+ Dap your friends up everyday, remind them that your cool
+ PARTIES! Parties are a great place to socialize.
+ Go to the mall, tons of chicks to bump into there.
DON'T
+ Be an asshole to your friends
+ Think you are better than anyone else
+ Date girls in a less favored clique
Go to popular hang out places, which will vary in some areas.
In my area, a bunch of kids hang out at the local movie theater and the mall.
If you do go to hang out at a popular place, never go by yourself. Bring a friend that doesn't make girls run away.
Girls!!!11!!111!shift+1!!
this was probably the reason you replied to this thread, so I will explain.
First off, girls are fucking whores. The more you realize that, the easier you will pull hoes.
One thing you must understand is what girls HATE, so here's a list:
+ People who try to hard
+ People without confidence
+ People who don't stand out
+ Ugly assholes
+ Annoying assholes
+ Smelly assholes
+ Assholes (actually, most girls do)
I'm going to break this section into two sections since there are two types of girls
Girls you just want to fuck
Surprisingly, this is the easiest type of girl to get. The best way for this to happen is by first, getting to know them while your in a group. Don't get to know her one on one. That's for girls you want to date. Make her know your there, and do a LITTLE flirting.
After she knows who are you, act like a dick in front of kids who you hate. Girls love guys who are better then other people. Don't try to hold her fucking hand either, that shit is for fags.
Meet that bitch at a party, and start talking to her immediately, if she tries walking away, or start talking to some other dude instead, it's not your not. Wait to fuck the bitch later. Don't follow her around, because as stated before:
GIRLS HATE TRY HARDS AND ANNOYING ASSHOLES!
It is acceptable to ask for her number, and tell her to text you. Don't text her unless she doesn't text you for a few days.
IF, you text her and she doesn't respond, DON'T TEXT HER BACK, FUCK THAT SLUT! You'll look desperate, NEVER look desperate.
Girls you want to date
Depending on the girl, this could be a harder then just trying to fuck her. Some girls don't date, and just fuck. I call those girls n*gg**faggots.
Anyways, it will be easiest to date a girl if you are in one of her classes. This is because you have a reason to talk to her. Anyways, try to get to know one of her friends, because a girl's friend knows everything about the whore and she will be a good fuck when y'all break up.
But back on topic, add her on facebook, and don't comment on her shit for like 2 weeks. P.S. Only add her if you've met her FIRST.
After 2 weeks or so, comment on a status, but don't argue with her because first impressions are everything, really. Agree with her.
For example:
Sarah McSlut: OMG abortion is so bad, they should illegalize it!!!imawhore!!
You would comment back, saying:
Yeah, abortion is horrible...
Then, message her and talk about it and move on to a different conversation, then if she's still talking to you after a while, simply be like
"I have to go, but text me 55555555555, peace/bye/adios(whatever, you say)"
Get to know her, and once you realize she has something for you (She'll start texting you more, giving you smiley faces, gay shit like that)
If her birthday is soon do something cute..
For example:
It was this chick's birthday I know, we're just friends and shit but this would work on any girl amazingly. She's a big fan of the TV show "How I Met your Mother", and one of the main characters is Neil Patrick Harris, who plays "Barney", a player dude who always gets whores. His famous line is always saying "That was LEGEN... wait for it... DARY!!!", so I drew the character and next to it said "HAVE A LEGEN... WAIT FOR IT... DARY BIRTHDAY!" She loved that shit.
Do shit like that, just don't be retarded or seem gay about it.
ALWAYS HAVE CONFIDENCE
Don't make fucking smiley faces that shits GAY!
Facebook is an AMAZING tool for socializing, so I needed it to have its own chapter. There is nothing wrong with getting to get to know a girl through FB. It's a good idea to creep on a girl's FB and get to know what she's into.
WHY?
EXAMPLE!
Whore: What kind of ice cream do you like?
Boy: Mint Choco Choco Chip!
Whore: Me Too!
Boy: Nice! Wanna get some ice cream together sometime?
Whore: Hell no! But I'll suck your weiner! (She'll actually say yes, unless shes a n*gg**faggot)
TIPS For FB:
+ Don't make annoying ass posts about shit no one cares about
+ Don't comment on every single post of a girl you like
+ Don't be a dick over facebook
+ Never have more mirror pictures then regular pictures, try to have no mirror pictures actually
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'll probably add more to this guide later, thanks for reading.
