Ask Me a Zombie Survival Question

[Fireren]

Zombie Survival Questions​

Ask me any questions you have about how to survive a Zombie Apocolypse or killing a zombie, or anything else that has something to do with surviving disasters. I garuntee I can help! I made a similar thread on HF and thought it would be cool to help out here as well. So give it a go if you have any questions...

Also no questions involving anything to do with having intercourse with a zombie, lets just leave it at you will die.

 

[Fetus Flipper]

What would you do if you were bit on both your legs?

1.) Saw them both off instantly with this large ass saw.
2.) Commit suicide.
3.) Nothing, shit happens when you party naked.

 

[Fireren]

What would you do if you were bit on both your legs?

1.) Saw them both off instantly with this large ass saw.
2.) Commit suicide.
3.) Nothing, shit happens when you party naked.

Suicide. If you saw off your legs your as good as dead anyways... Make it quick.

 

[Boosh]

If you say a hawt zombie chick who didn't try and bite you and let you touch her would you...

a) take advantage of her
b) bite her
c) kill her
d) run away

 

[Fireren]

If you say a hawt zombie chick who didn't try and bite you and let you touch her would you...

a) take advantage of her
b) bite her
c) kill her
d) run away

c. kill her. Never get close to a zombie. Its borderline suicide.

 

[Boosh]

Aww ok, was thinking zombie sexy time.

 

[Fireren]

Aww ok, was thinking zombie sexy time.

No No no. No zombie sexy time for you. :nono: Not if you want to live.

 

[Boosh]

But lets think about this. If I use a condom and pork a zombie right. Wouldn't I be safe?
Maybe I'll rope her to a bed.

 

[Fireren]

But lets think about this. If I use a condom and pork a zombie right. Wouldn't I be safe?
Maybe I'll rope her to a bed.

Nope. You will still probably be infected. And that would be bad.

 

[Asshole_mybb_import11515]

if you were surrounded by 5548418 zombies what would you do?

 

[Fireren]

if you were surrounded by 5548418 zombies what would you do?

Simple, commit suicide. And if you have any explosives. Lightem up.

 

[Boosh]

hmm okay then no sexy time T_T
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If you had 1 chance to survive in a underground facility with 1 extremely hot girl that completely hate you, but you had to repopulate the planet would you...

a) find some other way of repopulating earth
b) use force
c) suicide off the bedside

 

[Fireren]

hmm okay then no sexy time T_T
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If you had 1 chance to survive in a underground facility with 1 extremely hot girl that completely hate you, but you had to repopulate the planet would you...

a) find some other way of repopulating earth
b) use force
c) suicide off the bedside

Reason with her. lol. Wait how much food and water do you have?

 

[Boosh]

hmm okay then no sexy time T_T
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If you had 1 chance to survive in a underground facility with 1 extremely hot girl that completely hate you, but you had to repopulate the planet would you...

a) find some other way of repopulating earth
b) use force
c) suicide off the bedside

Reason with her. lol. Wait how much food and water do you have?

20 Large hangers full of food/water/ammo.
and I mean like AC-130 hanger large.
So lets just say like FOREVER.

 

[Fireren]

hmm okay then no sexy time T_T
-
If you had 1 chance to survive in a underground facility with 1 extremely hot girl that completely hate you, but you had to repopulate the planet would you...

a) find some other way of repopulating earth
b) use force
c) suicide off the bedside

Reason with her. lol. Wait how much food and water do you have?

20 Large hangers full of food/water/ammo.
and I mean like AC-130 hanger large.
So lets just say like FOREVER.

ok reason with her then. lol. Your good for a long time. lol.

 

[Boosh]

hmm okay then no sexy time T_T
-
If you had 1 chance to survive in a underground facility with 1 extremely hot girl that completely hate you, but you had to repopulate the planet would you...

a) find some other way of repopulating earth
b) use force
c) suicide off the bedside

Reason with her. lol. Wait how much food and water do you have?

20 Large hangers full of food/water/ammo.
and I mean like AC-130 hanger large.
So lets just say like FOREVER.

ok reason with her then. lol. Your good for a long time. lol.

Lol ah I see. alrighty.

Ask me a question Fireren xD
I wanna play this game too!

 

[Fireren]

hmm okay then no sexy time T_T
-
If you had 1 chance to survive in a underground facility with 1 extremely hot girl that completely hate you, but you had to repopulate the planet would you...

a) find some other way of repopulating earth
b) use force
c) suicide off the bedside

Reason with her. lol. Wait how much food and water do you have?

20 Large hangers full of food/water/ammo.
and I mean like AC-130 hanger large.
So lets just say like FOREVER.

ok reason with her then. lol. Your good for a long time. lol.

Lol ah I see. alrighty.

Ask me a question Fireren xD
I wanna play this game too!

Your in your house when the first zombies start coming torward your front door. You have only regular home items, no guns, genades, etc. How do you survive?

 

[Boosh]

If I have regular home items such as house cleaning chemicals and a lighter, I would personally just torch the zombz.
& stack all furniture possible in from of the doors and windows.

 

[Fireren]

If I have regular home items such as house cleaning chemicals and a lighter, I would personally just torch the zombz.
& stack all furniture possible in from of the doors and windows.

there are hundreds... You have no hope of torching them all...

 

[Chevon]

What would you do if your mom was a zombie and she was eating your fathers brain.

1- Hit her in the head.
2- Have lunch with her.
3- Kill them both.