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Name of award: Dykerosoft
Why you deserve the award(s)(25 words minimum): I am Dykerosoft.
 
Name of award: 1.5k posts
Why you deserve the award(s)(25 words minimum):
 
Seat of Truth; Constantly active with posting & making threads in the lobby!
 
Pro said:
Name of award: Swagger
Why you deserve the award(s)(25 words minimum): Known mike since before I knew him. Hockeynut35 and Techn0. There was also that time I got a girl to blow you under the bleachers in highschool. @"mike"

Give him the god damn award.
 



Done.
 
Answer to mine?
 
Name of Award: Grammar Nazi
Why you deserve it: Well, I correct people all the time, even if it's little things like apostrophes, periods, and exclamation points. Ask "Daniel", I constantly bombard him on Skype for using terrible grammar, even though his grammar on Rune Gear is exceptional.
 
Gramor Norzi:
Woi: I wuld lik d grmaur nazui aword becoz i wos born wif english of d godz!111!! i also hav $swaghz $ money ymcmb yolo.

Thanks.
 

Are you the same Ironhide that use to type like a retard all the time and continuously make a fool of himself?

If so, you can't have the award. You haven't changed, you'd probably still rage if someone stole your lolly pop.
 

You must be thinking of a different Ironhide then, I've always used good grammar, and I've never spoken like a retard.
 

Dude, that lolly pop is fucking delicious. You just don't understand....
 

I haven't had a lolly pop in quite some time, do stores even sell "lolly pops" anymore?
 

Probably those big bags of candy around Halloween.
 
Grammar Nazi Award - I've been enforcing grammar at every little nook and cranny I come across. I've always been more than happy to advocate my objurgation at those who appear to cross the line with poor grammar antics... Haha.
Also, take a look at 'le thread within my signature.

My Little Pony Award - C'mon; do I honestly have to explain this one?
 

Awarded you with the "My Little Pony" award.
 
Name of Award: Computer Genius
Why you deserve it: Around these parts, they call me the Wiz, Computer Wiz, I know my shit, I'm no Microsoft employee (yet) - But I know my ways around the computer, in and out, my friends and pretty much all who know me, come to me for help.

Really is no proof, since I help people so many times I don't have time to "photograph" it.

If I can't get my Grammar Nazi award, I'll just take this .
 
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