Almost got screwed

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So I drove up to Casey's (gas station) and bought some red bull. I bought one 20 oz and one 7 oz or something. The cashier drops the 20 oz and tells me I can go grab a different one. I say no because I didn't want to seem like some type of brat. The thing I didn't notice is that the drink had a fucking dent on the bottom. So I get home, open in and place it on the table infront of my Tv. 2 minutes later, It falls on the ground and it also spilled ALL over my macbook ( this is the 20 oz ). So after that happens I start freaking the fuck out. I wiped it down and then tried to start it up. It starts up and then turns off automatically. And this MacBook Pro belongs to my mother but I use it like 24/7. So i'm freaking the fuck out. Then I decide to grab the hair dryer. Then in my mind i'm thinking "It hasn't been too long, it couldn't have gone far." and I knew if it wasn't starting. I either fried the Motherboard or the battery is covered in Red bull or something. So I get the fan and blow it in every possible spot that liquid could come in. It fucking worked.
Comet said:
Moral of the story is. Wear a condom.
And to all the trolls....
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Good shit faggot now just suck my dick :D
 
See, that's why you listen to the middle-easterners at 7/11. They know their shit. :p Reminds me of the time skrillex spilled beer on his MacBook. So him and Deadmau5 beat the shit out of it. The vid is all over youtube.
 
Lmao good save and lol comet always wear a condom haha
 
cool story bro, turned my life 360 degrees, and i really really really hope you add dolphins and dinasours to your story next time, so it would been more entertaining.
 
Got milk? said:
cool story bro, turned my life 360 degrees, and i really really really hope you add dolphins and dinasours to your story next time, so it would been more entertaining.

Shouldn't you be bragging about your gamertag and youtube :O
 
Sniper said:
Shouldn't you be bragging about your gamertag and youtube :O


Shouldn't you be adding dolphins and dinasours to your story :O?
 
You should have put it in a bowl of rice as soon as it got spilled on.

But I guess that works :p
 
I'M FREE. I CAN FINALLY POST AND REP THE DAMNED. WHATS UP.
 
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