About to piss of my school

[Divinitive]

Hey guys I have an essay due in my English class tomorrow, and pretty much I have to write a story about how I was born, the story can be extremely super natural... So I am looking to go EXTREMELY overboard to piss off my teacher and make the class laugh lmfao... I will use any FK names asked, and maybe some hilarious statements you send it too... I would gladly show you guys my essay once it is done.. Let me know some shit you guys want me to write and stuff lmao...

Users I will try to add into my essay:
@Darth Vader
@Beware
@Narc
@Sparda
@Philly

Major roles for main baes: @Critical @Pandas @Captain @Random

Edit: I will be writing two essays, one of them will be a first person perspective of my travel throughout the vagina, and then ending with me seeing a "light" and the doctor grabbing me (suggested by @Loser)

And the second will be something I'm not sure of yet, where I pretty much include everyone from FK that I can without making it 100% obvious it's a joke

 

[Darth Vader]

lol I wanna be in this essay pretty bad XD

 

[Treats]

please record, and be like my friend treats said that my mom wished she swallowed.

 

[Divinitive]

please record, and be like my friend treats said that my mom wished she swallowed.

I can't say the swallowing shit because I got sent to the office just yesterday for making a masturbation comment about a girls ass, so I am kinda on the fringe of suspension as it is...

 

[Divinitive]

lol I wanna be in this essay pretty bad XD

Darth Vader should be pretty easy lmfaooooooooo so I think it'd be pretty fun

 

[Vergil]

Lol add my username in this please haha and good luck xD.

 

[Narc]

Lmfao... Great idea, use me.

 

[Divinitive]

Lmfao... Great idea, use me.

Narc I think you'll be the goddess, and you sucked on @Philly's earlobe lmfaooooo I'm writing two different stories

 

[Narc]

Narc I think you'll be the goddess, and you sucked on @Philly's earlobe lmfaooooo I'm writing two different stories

Make it something actually funny.

 

[One]

You should put me in the essay. Pop Tarts are always funny.

 

[Divinitive]

Make it something actually funny.

Pitch me some ideas that you think would be funny to write about, and I will let you know if I could do any of them bae

 

[Jaii]

you know i'm going in this, thanks mate.

 

[Fume]

I'd like to be in this say something like you ripped off your own umbilical cord and ate it.

 

[Critical]

You wouldn't be here without me, give me a big role.

 

[Kik]

Tag me but call me Landon or KIK up to you(-:

 

[Glitch]

You should put me in the story, you meet me halfway through your birth and I sell you some SMs lmao.

 

[Replicate]

Add meen in this essay pls I wanna get famus on da news

 

[Trick]

Add me in the essay.

Don't tag me.

It's cool.

 

[Seven]

Use my name.
Captain Farkles is a good one.

Quote:
If you can be a carrot or a broccoli, always be a broccoli.

 

[Sarcasm]

If you want bro you can use alot of @Sarcasm in the story. People like @Sarcasm