About to piss of my school

Divinitive

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Hey guys I have an essay due in my English class tomorrow, and pretty much I have to write a story about how I was born, the story can be extremely super natural... So I am looking to go EXTREMELY overboard to piss off my teacher and make the class laugh lmfao... I will use any FK names asked, and maybe some hilarious statements you send it too... I would gladly show you guys my essay once it is done.. Let me know some shit you guys want me to write and stuff lmao...

Users I will try to add into my essay:
@Darth Vader
@Beware
@Narc
@Sparda
@Philly

Major roles for main baes: @Critical @Pandas @Captain @Random

Edit: I will be writing two essays, one of them will be a first person perspective of my travel throughout the vagina, and then ending with me seeing a "light" and the doctor grabbing me (suggested by @Loser)

And the second will be something I'm not sure of yet, where I pretty much include everyone from FK that I can without making it 100% obvious it's a joke
 
please record, and be like my friend treats said that my mom wished she swallowed.
 
Lol add my username in this please haha and good luck xD.
 
Divinitive said:
Narc I think you'll be the goddess, and you sucked on @Philly's earlobe lmfaooooo I'm writing two different stories

Make it something actually funny.
 
you know i'm going in this, thanks mate.
 
I'd like to be in this say something like you ripped off your own umbilical cord and ate it.
 
You should put me in the story, you meet me halfway through your birth and I sell you some SMs lmao.
 
Add meen in this essay pls I wanna get famus on da news
 
Add me in the essay.

Don't tag me.

It's cool.
 
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