40$ deal !!

[Has]

What will I get if I paid 40$ to you ?

 

[Reward]

nothing, well nothing good atleast, maybe like a random 4 letter psn

 

[Sega]

What will I get if I paid 40$ to you ?

A box of candoms, a pack of lined paper, a few pencils (some broken), my sister's underwear (has stained period blood), unsanitary Apple earphones I found on the ground at college, a paw print from my three dogs (one is actually named Optimus Prime, no joke), a glass sword that contains a prayer written on it that I give no fucks about, a few paper plates, a black sweater covered in my dogs' hair, a pocket pussy that was mailed to me from an Air Force base by my best friend, a flask with sweat from the fat lady who constantly sweats in front of me in my Anatomy lectures that I will gladly capture for you, a yellow beanie, the ball from a computer mouse, some old Yu-Gi-Oh cards, the button up shirt I use to wipe my semen on when I don't have tissue (I wash it, but don't wear it), a box of ear swabs, my old birthday cards (some may have the nickname written "captain nips" from my mother. An old name she gave me when I was younger because I'd always come out of nowhere rubbing my nipples), a box of books I've collected over the years, my favorite movie (James and the giant peach), and a shock pen.

 

[Paranoid]

A box of candoms, a pack of lined paper, a few pencils (some broken), my sister's underwear (has stained period blood), unsanitary Apple earphones I found on the ground at college, a paw print from my three dogs (one is actually named Optimus Prime, no joke), a glass sword that contains a prayer written on it that I give no fucks about, a few paper plates, a black sweater covered in my dogs' hair, a pocket pussy that was mailed to me from an Air Force base by my best friend, a flask with sweat from the fat lady who constantly sweats in front of me in my Anatomy lectures that I will gladly capture for you, a yellow beanie, the ball from a computer mouse, some old Yu-Gi-Oh cards, the button up shirt I use to wipe my semen on when I don't have tissue (I wash it, but don't wear it), a box of ear swabs, my old birthday cards (some may have the nickname written "captain nips" from my mother. An old name she gave me when I was younger because I'd always come out of nowhere rubbing my nipples), a box of books I've collected over the years, my favorite movie (James and the giant peach), and a shock pen.

vouch, user does own this stuff

ot: ill offer $5 for the bloodstained panties

lmk if outbid

 

[Joker]

A box of candoms, a pack of lined paper, a few pencils (some broken), my sister's underwear (has stained period blood), unsanitary Apple earphones I found on the ground at college, a paw print from my three dogs (one is actually named Optimus Prime, no joke), a glass sword that contains a prayer written on it that I give no fucks about, a few paper plates, a black sweater covered in my dogs' hair, a pocket pussy that was mailed to me from an Air Force base by my best friend, a flask with sweat from the fat lady who constantly sweats in front of me in my Anatomy lectures that I will gladly capture for you, a yellow beanie, the ball from a computer mouse, some old Yu-Gi-Oh cards, the button up shirt I use to wipe my semen on when I don't have tissue (I wash it, but don't wear it), a box of ear swabs, my old birthday cards (some may have the nickname written "captain nips" from my mother. An old name she gave me when I was younger because I'd always come out of nowhere rubbing my nipples), a box of books I've collected over the years, my favorite movie (James and the giant peach), and a shock pen.

what the hell did i just read hahah 10/10

 

[Ohmavo]

kik me :
gloop
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[Merky]

kik me :
gloop
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this nigga will not leave even $5 alone ahhaha

 

[Space Time]

vouch, user does own this stuff

ot: ill offer $5 for the bloodstained panties

lmk if outbid

Wait you got unbanned?
I thought you were banned for scamming.

 

[Smartest]

I'll sell you my vagina for those $40. Let me know nigga

 

[Paranoid]

Wait you got unbanned?
I thought you were banned for scamming.

no lmao someone was impersonating me

@dethaw just has downs and didnt read the thread where i explained that my kik got scammed off me