4,000 koin giveaway

[Taco Bell]

Well, I am upgraded already so koins are useless to me.

Tell me a joke, i'll award 250 koins to anyone who makes me laugh!

 

[Kids]

What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste!

Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada?
They can't run that far.


I was recently turned down on my application for an Australian green card, on account of my criminal record.
Bit fucking ironic is it not?

 

[Poison]

What do you say when you see your television floating in the middle of the night
-DROP IT NIGGA

What do you call a black guy with a bike?
-A thief.

What do you call a black guy with a cutlass?
-A better thief.

Are you Jamaican?
-Because you're Jamaican me crazy man!


(NO OFFENSE TO AFRICAN AMERICANS! FOR JOKE PURPOSES ONLY)

 

[Chrome Hearts]

"Ima go to Starbucks and if there ain't no bitches there, I wont get no fuckin' Starbucks."
-Lil B.

Words to live by.
I just gave away all my Koins so I want some more now, lol.

 

[JohnnyG]

What do you say when you see your refrigerator floating in the middle of the night
-Nothing. That's one giant nigga

 

[Taco Bell]

What do you say when you see your refrigerator floating in the middle of the night
-Nothing. That's one giant nigga

Hahahahaha I just spit out my juice, this one made me laugh the most!

 

[TJ]

I like my mustard just like i like my women, spread out across my weiner.

 

[Taco Bell]

I like my mustard just like i like my women, spread out across my weiner.

I'm going to use this as a pickup line!

 

[pǝǝɹפ]

I hope my rep makes you laugh.
2short...

 

[Sinful]

What do you call an alligator in a vest.
- An investigator :3

 

[Rude]

A sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says: "you gotta leave, we don't serve food here"

 

[Pacino]

There was a stupid man running behind a thief, he forerun him.

 

[Coder]

I have a 10 inch penis..

just kidding Its only like 3..

 

[Gor]

I'm really bad at jokes unless it's in the moment. Hmmm

Yo mamma so fat her portrait fell off the wall. Idk all that comes to mind lol

 

[Pacino]

A thack went on diet, it became a pin.

 

[Yeezus Christ]

Dipped my foot in some jelly, call it toe jam.

 

[Shift]

Want to hear a joke ?

Forumkorner

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[Astro]

How do you get for gay men to fit on one stool?

Turn it upside down

 

[Glitch]

Yo mamma so fat we took a picture last Christmas and it's still printing.

 

[Bit]

(NO OFFENSE TO AFRICAN AMERICANS! FOR JOKE PURPOSES ONLY)

It's a sad day indeed when people are so paranoid of being called racist they have to put disclaimers like this...