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Well, I am upgraded already so koins are useless to me.

Tell me a joke, i'll award 250 koins to anyone who makes me laugh!
 
What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste!

Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada?
They can't run that far.


I was recently turned down on my application for an Australian green card, on account of my criminal record.
Bit fucking ironic is it not?
 
What do you say when you see your television floating in the middle of the night
-DROP IT NIGGA

What do you call a black guy with a bike?
-A thief.

What do you call a black guy with a cutlass?
-A better thief.

Are you Jamaican?
-Because you're Jamaican me crazy man!


(NO OFFENSE TO AFRICAN AMERICANS! FOR JOKE PURPOSES ONLY)
 
"Ima go to Starbucks and if there ain't no bitches there, I wont get no fuckin' Starbucks."
-Lil B.

Words to live by.
I just gave away all my Koins so I want some more now, lol.
 
What do you say when you see your refrigerator floating in the middle of the night
-Nothing. That's one giant nigga
 
JohnnyG said:
What do you say when you see your refrigerator floating in the middle of the night
-Nothing. That's one giant nigga
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Hahahahaha I just spit out my juice, this one made me laugh the most!
 
RaNDoM said:
I like my mustard just like i like my women, spread out across my weiner.
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I'm going to use this as a pickup line!
 
I hope my rep makes you laugh.
2short...
 
What do you call an alligator in a vest.
- An investigator :3
 
There was a stupid man running behind a thief, he forerun him.
 
I have a 10 inch penis..

just kidding Its only like 3..
 
I'm really bad at jokes unless it's in the moment. Hmmm

Yo mamma so fat her portrait fell off the wall. Idk all that comes to mind lol
 
How do you get for gay men to fit on one stool?

Turn it upside down
 
Yo mamma so fat we took a picture last Christmas and it's still printing.
 
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