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Giving these away to someone who posts the funniest reason to how you would explain if your girlfriend/wife found you in bed with a guy.

Kgo!
 
I got lemon juice in my eye so when I walked in the room I could have sworn it was you.
 
Husband: Okay so I was playing cops and robbers babe. I swear babe I wasn't cheating on you. I was just sniffing his butthole for a minute nothing serious. You have to trust me babe.

Wife: You have shit on your dick...

Husband: Oh well I had some chocolate and it fell on my dick.

Wife: No you didn't you had butshecks...

Husband: Babe you know I wouldn't do that. I love pussy babe not the donkey dick..

Wife: Okay I believe you.
 
I like Beats reason so far. I wish I was more creative so I could post something.
 
A man was pulled over by a women cop.

His reply was "I didn't know Kitchen had a speed limit"
 
"Oh no no no baby it's not what you think it is! We were just having sex is all!"
 
Husband: Uhhmmm hey sxy bby, I was just making anal sxy time with ur daddy here because I had big poopy stuck up there and he said he could scrape it out with his big long cock! Once he started I didn't want him to stop :O. No homo of course. Luv u bby!

Wife: It's k! I got cock transplant! Bend over and let me double check!!!! =D =D =D =D
 
He was a blanket salesman showing me how warm the blankets were...
 
husband: so here is the story we were doing manly things like having sword fights and stuff so we had to move all of the furniture

Wife: so why did you put everything in front of the door

Husband: because we were playing house

Wife: and the dirty condoms everywhere were for?

Husband: well we started playing cops and robbers and those were are weapons

Wife: so why the hell is there shit on them

Husband: because then after that we we we we.... you know what fuck it im gay, babe you suck in bed and you werent fufiling my needs like you wouldnt even let me put it up yo bum hole
Wife: wtf i am so taking a video on this and putting it on worldstar

Husband: babe no all my friends are gonna laugh at me and kick me out of my fantasy league

Wife no we are done plus i just saved 10% on my car insurance by switching to geico
 

I thought it was 15% not 10% -.-

Husband: You caught me. It was me that gave you the AIDS! you!
 
JohnG said:
I thought it was 15% not 10% -.-

Husband: You caught me. It was me that gave you the AIDS! you!
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i thought it was pretty clever
 
Difficult said:
I got lemon juice in my eye so when I walked in the room I could have sworn it was you.
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You have won, I will be PMing you the codes now.

All the others I didn't really like, this was just short and sweet.

Feel free to vouch after you have received them.
 
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