1 Week late :/

[Poop]

I know this guy that knows a guy that can make her go on a vacation and never come back. Hit me up.

This is why Christy isnt active anymore. Philly sent her go to the "Bahamas"....

 

[Craig]

I know this guy that knows a guy that can make her go on a vacation and never come back. Hit me up.

I don't want her dead, but will your guy do abortions?

 

[Phormick]

I don't want her dead, but will your guy do abortions?

You are silly if you are actually considering this.

 

[Kassie]

Yeah normally we use the birth control method called " Pull out " works 10 % of the time LOL

Pulling out is a sin and must not be done.

 

[Poison]

Pulling out is a sin and must not be done.

I really like this answer. Vouch for never pulling out

 

[Kassie]

I really like this answer. Vouch for never pulling out

Don't have sex, you're not allowed.

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I thought you were a vigin??

Why would you assume that????...

 

[Poison]

Don't have sex, you're not allowed.

Oh man... Life is going to be rough now.

 

[Phormick]

Oh man... Life is going to be rough now.

Don't worry I'll buy you a prostitute when you are 11 son.

 

[Kassie]

Oh man... Life is going to be rough now.

Don't you type to me in that tone.

 

[Damian]

Hello, I'm twelve and what is this?

 

[Poison]

Hello, I'm twelve and what is this?

This is P0rnKorner. What did you think this was?

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Don't you type to me in that tone.

You win. You always win. Gotta listen to the boss ^^^

 

[Professor]

If she's not on birth control, then her period can be hard to predict like this. I'd still recommend getting a test though.

 

[Poison]

Don't worry I'll buy you a prostitute when you are 11 son.

Can't do it man, my love is for one woman only.

 

[Poe]

If shes stressed her period will be delayed, my girlfriends was 2 weeks late we were freaking out.

 

[Kassie]

You win. You always win. Gotta listen to the boss ^^^

I'm going to make you food and buy you video games, brb.

 

[Poison]

I'm going to make you food and buy you video games, brb.

Brb guys, gotta go sell my soul and first born for a diamond ring.

 

[Kassie]

Brb guys, gotta go sell my soul and first born for a diamond ring.

You better not have a first born, or I'm out.

 

[Poison]

You better not have a first born, or I'm out.

I don't.
But how would you like your blood diamond?

 

[Kassie]

I don't.
But how would you like your blood diamond?

I don't know anything about diamonds. I'm a bad representation of the female population.

 

[Poison]

I don't know anything about diamonds. I'm a bad representation of the female population.

Don't sell yourself short, dear.
Blood Diamonds are the most expensive, most sought after diamonds that are mined straight from Africa. They were enslaved, and worked to death to mine these special breeds of diamonds, so if you get a blood diamond, you have one of the most rarest, best cut diamond that children/families died over.