Zombie Apocalypse

Man cuts out intestines throws at cops:

http://www.myfabulousstyle.com/2012/man-cuts-out-intestines-and-throws-them-at-cops

Man eats another mans face:

http://global.christianpost.com/new...bible-to-friends-says-girlfriend-photo-75836/

Mysterious rash affects 15 students and two teachers:

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/05/16/mysterious-rash-affects-11-students-in-florida-high-school/

Zombies?
I've seen movies dude.
The only places affected (always) are only USA and Europe.
I've nothing to worry about.

And I'm pretty sure that nothing like a zombie outbreak will happen, just think about it. It's dumb.

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

Meh. I'm a zombie already. Instead of eating brains, i go on screens and forums and stuff. Oh well... It would be nice if there were more zombies. More friends.

2012 prophecies are coming true ... /sarcasm
But seriously though... WTF?

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