In middle school some faggot unscrewed my front tire a lot so when I was riding it and jumped off the curb my tire fell off and I went face first onto the road and skidded like 10 feet.
I was skating a hubba and I popped a fs nose slide down it but landing down my front foot popped on the nose so the board popped up, straight up and I almost decimated my male reproductive organs lololll
Either when I broke my hand in baseball, then had to pitch 10 minutes later to make sure we won. That and when I strained the muscles in my knee in baseball going for a pop fly. I also broke my collar bone, but that didn't really hurt for some reason.
Either when I was tied up with a lead rope and my horse was tossing me on the side of my Horse Trailer while I was slowly Suffocating or when my Cat died.
THIS IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. (And pussies).
You didnt get your girl anything for v-day. She comes over and has like a dress and high heels on. So you get undressed and she does too. You are laying on the bed, naked, and all of a sudden the steps on your nads as hard as possible.
Wtf^ haha my worst was when I was 2 or 3 my mom had just changed my diaper after my sisters and I were in our kiddie pool and when she went to draw a bath for my sisters and her friend (all about 5 years old) I hopped up and ran outside naked! That's not the bad part at all though. I was a curious little fella and I walked around back to the kiddie pool to go skinny dippin haha so I tried to get in a me being so short I swung my leg over the side and what do you know? There's a hornet right there which stung my nuts!! I went to he hospital and stayed for 2 weeks because it was really serious and my parents say my balls were the size of two TENNIS BALLS! Remember, I was only 2 or 3! Haha I still remember not being able to pee for almost 2 days so I had to have some type of surgery to get the poison out or venom something like that lol I don't know too much about hornets/wasps. Anyways, my family laughs about it now but it was actually pretty serious haha. Either that or my last breakup hah jk definitely my story above was worse
P.S. longest post I've ever posted Haha sort just HAD to share it