Your first high?

The Story behind Swanks first High:


It all began my freshmen year of highschool. I told a friend we should try weed for the first time. We searched and searched for days and couldn't find anyone who would sell to us, but finally. I got a text from a dude that said "I'll sell you a dimebag if you can pick up" so we walked to his house. Yes, we walked we were freshmen and didn't have our licenses. Well we picked it up and we realized something. We couldn't buy blunt wraps because we aren't 18 and nobody has a piece. So I spent one night building the ultimate bong. The say after was really sketch. I woke up and instantly told my mom I was spending the night at my friends house. She was suspicious as I was very obvious about what was going on. I wrapped the bong I created in a sweatshirt and stuffed it in a backpack and was walking out the front door when my mom stopped me and said "what's in the bag noah" I froze. Woah. I replied "my sweatshirt and clothes". She 'bought' it. Well I walked to his house which was actually 4-5 mile walk with a oversized homemade bong in my bag. We waited until his parents went out and we ran outside and across the street to the woods where we decided was the best place to do it. the first hit was awful I haven't choked on anything that bad in my life. But I did it. Coughed like a motherfucker. We smoked the full dimebag and of course me being a lightweight managed to black out or some shit because all I remember is waking up at a baseball field 2 hours away from where we started. I didn't want to call my parents and I had nobody around me. I called my friend and he was right down the road. We were tripping absolute balls. I believe whatever we bought was laced because to this day I haven't tripped that hard. Maybe it was K2. But back on track, he called his sister who thankfully was able to pick us up. We got back to his house and munched out for hours. We ordered two large pizzas and then went to taco bell. We were at taco bell when I realized we lost the bong. I can't remember alot of the night afterwards because it was a couple years ago but I do remember his parents finding out.



The End
 

one of the funniest things ive ever read.

thanks for brightening up my day :')
 
My first high was when our school closed cus of a water leak or some shit, and my friends convinced me to go pick up with them. They rolled me a percy spliff and I smoked it all, and got high as a motherfucker. I didn't choke or whitey, and apparently I was just being really fucking funny.

I don't smoke much though.
 
My first high was with my friend and his brother, we smoked 2 blunts and were high af, so we toke a ride and I was tripping balls, I was in the backseat rolling around thinking were on TV, so we pulled into McDonald's, we're laughing! I got 20 piece nugget chicken thing, and old people were staring so I freaked out. I dropped my sauce on my shoe and we died laughing. The End.
 
Oh boy I remember my first high.

Unfortunately, my first high wasn't from weed, it was from Space Cadet which is like a k2 or spice.

I took two hits out a bowl and I was running threw the woods tripping balls.

It was the worst thing I ever did.

Now : My first weed high was amazing, I was at a friends house and his parents didn't give a fuck if he smoked so we could just smoke out his room, and all I remember is I was high as shit.
 
Pimping said:
I've never been High before. I don't take pride in being high because it's bad for you. I know I sound like a bitch but it's my opinion.
then this probably isn't the right thread for you. Anyways, my first high was pretty good, I smoked like a gram of some skank weed and my friends dog started licking me and I fell on the floor laughing and he kept licking and I could not stop laughing. That went on for about 5 minutes then I got hungry.
 
I was 14 about to be 15 at the time and it wasn't too special. We smoked fire and it got me soo high cause I am a lightweight.

I woke up the next day (6 hours) and was still faded as fuck!
 
What was your first high like? When was it, and how did you know you were high?

My first high was amazingly funny. It was around my grade 9 year in the middle of winter.

It started off with me seeing some good friends from elementary who asked me to chill with them. I was like "fuck it, why not" and so we did. Later that day, someone suggested to go in quarters for a couple of grams - though I didn't smoke that much that day because I was a bitch boy and didn't want my mom knowing. We all agreed, got our shit and went to a park. When we reached the park, we went to on of those bench tables and as we were sparking up, these three guys (probably our age as well) came to the bench with their water bong and asked us if they could take toks where we were at. It was awkward but we were okay with it. Anyways, after we were done, we went down by one of the baseball diamonds and this is where I knew I was high.

Since the whole park was icy, I had taken the biggest f***ing wipeout and landed hard on my ass. I just started dying of laughter. Literally could not stop. We then proceeded to slip and slide across the ice and literally could not stop laughing. That's pretty much where my story lies.
 
I was 15 at the time and my friend invited me to a party he was having, after the party we go back to his house and his other friend comes over with a bunch of what I though was weed but ended up being Black Magic or K2 I can't really remember the entire night is hazy. So we smoked about 8 joints of it and go back up to his room. Everything was good and I was feeling great for about 30 minutes then everything went to shit. I started to puke uncontrollably and done that for about an 20 minutes then the guy who brought the stuff also starts to puke and we sat there for about 2 hours both heads in a small trashcan puking. So yeah that was my first high not the best experience of my life but its a good story to tell people.
 
The first time I ever experienced being high was back in 5th grade. It was the day I graduated from the D.A.R.E. Program, actually. I came home from school that day, wearing the D.A.R.E. shirt everyone received for graduation, and immediately went to the bathroom to take my after-school piss like always. After relieving myself of my bladder, I went upstairs to my room. I sat down on my couch and turned on my Xbox. Oddly, I heard a lot of coughing and giggling coming from my sister's room. I went to go check out what was going on in there. As I approached the door, I could smell the sweet smell of that dank burnin'. (obviously didn't know that at the time) But as I opened the door, and a wall of smoke hit me. I walked in and saw 4 heads; my sister Sam, her boyfriend Jeff, his homie Taylor, and my cousin Ryan. They offered me to hang around and chill with them, so I accepted. I went and sat criss-cross-applesauce in their circle. They had two blunts. They were passing one around. It went around rotation once, then twice, then my cousin Ryan offered me the blunt. I refused. They understood, they didn't wanna peer pressure me. But I was always curious about pot. Learning about it in D.A.R.E. made me curious. The officer would talk about how happy it would make you, how it would give the the giggles, how it raised dopamine levels in your brain, so I was obviously curious as any kid would be. The blunt went around rotation again. I finally spoke out and asked to try it, but explained how I didn't know how to inhale or anything. Jeff, my sister's boyfriend, took the blunt and put the lit end in his mouth to shotty me. He told me to just inhale, don't worry about anything else, so I did as told and inhaled. Man, I coughed for like a solid 3 minutes. The blunt went around again, then I decided to hit it on my own, and I did. It wasn't hard at all. We smoked that down to a clip, then lit up the other blunt and started passing it. I made it about maybe 3/4 through the second blunt and I couldn't do it anymore. I left their circle and laid in front of my sister's TV. I found an empty Polar Springs water bottle and started chewing on it. They finished the blunt and we were gonna migrate from upstairs to downstairs to the living room. On the way down, I couldn't manage the stairs. I had to sit and slide my way down each and every step. We made it down there, and Spongebob was on. I'm pretty sure it was the episode where the band sang in that dome at the football game. Anyways, I was hungry as shit. I went to my kitchen and got a Lil Debbie cupcake, the chocolate one with the white swirl on top and the cream filling. I climbed my stairs again to go to my room to play my Xbox that I turned on hours earlier. I heard a bang in my sisters room so I opened her door quickly to see what it was. I walked in on my sister having sex with her boyfriend .-. I quickly glanced away to ensure that no eye contact would be made, turned around, shut the door, went into my room, and fell asleep.

I will never forget this story.

And yes, I did start young. I don't wanna hear about it. I turned out fine
 
8th grade at lunch time. Me and like 5 people walked to the train station by our school. I wasn't planning on getting high but i said fuck it yolo. Yolo wasn't even a thing back then. We smoked a joint and i coughed my lungs out from a couple hits. The herb took effect soon after. We were walking back to school and i was in a whole other world. I felt myself drifting off. I randomly left the group while no one was paying attention and walked around the town alone for a good 30 minutes just observing things. When i got back to school everyone was just like "where the fuck did you go" my response was to laugh at their odd looking faces. I couldn't look at anyone without bursting into tears.

After about a year and a half of smoking i quit because all it did was make me paranoid.
 
My first time getting high was with a bunch of my friends in this ghetto ass park on thanksgivings lol
 
My first high was mind blowing. I was in 8th grade and my brother had K2(spice) and I smoked with him for not even 10 minutes and I was completely gone. We stepped out of his bathroom and I could barely walk! He was only smoking that because it was cheaper and it was legal here where I live. I was afraid to smoke after that because K2 was way more intense than Marijuana and after I tried weed I was pleased because it was relaxing and made me feel better.
 
We smoked that down to a clip, then lit up the other blunt and started passing it. I made it about maybe 3/4 through the second blunt and I couldn't do it anymore.
 
I had an ecstasy pill called "pink paul & shark"

It's was mental, there were a load of litter blowing accross a field and I tripped and thought they were rabbits.

That was the start of my clubbing scene lol I tripped so many times.
 
Gary said:
My first time getting high was with a bunch of my friends in this ghetto ass park on thanksgivings lol

lol my story is almost the same but was on christmas
 
The first time I was ever high was when I stole my sisters weed in 5th grade.
 
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