I say, why you youngsters enjoy participating in this "Xbox live" marlakey is beyond me! having spent the best part of two hours playing a jolly good game called "Max Payne 3" I decided to participate in the multiplayer function with people from all over the world, I was expecting to engage in conversation with some kind chaps and possibly enjoy a jolly good natter about cricket, unfortunately my hopes were dashed
by some extremely rude rapscallion teenagers who were clearly being deprived of an education, not only did they mock my accent, but each one of them accused
me of being a "Camping british faggot" and constantly questioned my sexuality.
Having endured a small spot of bother, I emerged victorious and was almost certain I "rustled a few jimmies" as you call it, because every single chap I defeated on the battlefield later claimed to of had sexual intercourse with my mother, I daresay this is not only horrifically offensive, but it also suggested that my opponents were necrophiles, because my dear mother unfortunately died in the war.
So dear chaps, might any of you know any games where I can enjoy a good natter without the worry of a thirteen year old fornicating with my dead mother?
by some extremely rude rapscallion teenagers who were clearly being deprived of an education, not only did they mock my accent, but each one of them accused
me of being a "Camping british faggot" and constantly questioned my sexuality.
Having endured a small spot of bother, I emerged victorious and was almost certain I "rustled a few jimmies" as you call it, because every single chap I defeated on the battlefield later claimed to of had sexual intercourse with my mother, I daresay this is not only horrifically offensive, but it also suggested that my opponents were necrophiles, because my dear mother unfortunately died in the war.
So dear chaps, might any of you know any games where I can enjoy a good natter without the worry of a thirteen year old fornicating with my dead mother?