Xbox Live 12/25/2014

The Dark Knight

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Apparently the group called 'Lizard Squad' have made it clear that they're going to take down Xbox Live on Christmas day.

We all know they're just a bunch of fat fucks living in there basement chowing on cat litter.

They will get caught just like when LulzSec got caught and they held PlayStation Network off for a month I believe.

Apparently you can't arrest a lizard but there's a trick to it. You actually can arrest a lizard all you do is grab them and put them in a cage.

Lizard Squad will be gone from the Internet very soon and will be begging to be released from there 'cages'

 
I feel that the lizards have gone too far, Harry! we shall have to call upon Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger to get the flabberghasts taken down!

TO THE BATCAVE!
 
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I feel that the lizards have gone too far, Harry! we shall have to call upon Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger to get the flabberghasts taken down!

TO THE BATCAVE!
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Wingardium Leviosa 'Does the spell and it takes down Lizard Squad'
 
The Dark Knight said:
Wingardium Leviosa 'Does the spell and it takes down Lizard Squad'
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i sense the virginity between our posts. hmm
 
The Dark Knight said:
Maybe we should make love for the first time in our lives.
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one day my son, just one day. I promise you this.
 
I mean, it makes sense that they're taking it down on x-mas.
Since a lot of kiddies are prolly getting an xbox for x-mas they will be in tears cuz xbl will be offline. xD
 
Japanese. said:
I mean, it makes sense that they're taking it down on x-mas.
Since a lot of kiddies are prolly getting an xbox for x-mas they will be in tears cuz xbl will be offline. xD
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Microsoft probably already know about the attack and have upgraded there servers very high.
 
Japanese. said:
I mean, it makes sense that they're taking it down on x-mas.
Since a lot of kiddies are prolly getting an xbox for x-mas they will be in tears cuz xbl will be offline. xD
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ey jappy, go back to your cave. you are not wanted here

i jk ily2much
 
The Dark Knight said:
Microsoft probably already know about the attack and have upgraded there servers very high.
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I highly doubt microsoft care to be honest.
 
I hope they don't because I wanna play my Xbox ^_^ nah fuck that. They're doing us a favor and then we can spend time with our family.
 
The Dark Knight said:
I hope they don't because I wanna play my Xbox ^_^ nah fuck that. They're doing us a favor then we can spend time with family.
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family..

I'm sorry but "xbox" and "family" are not under the same category. Please try your search again.
 
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family..

I'm sorry but "xbox" and "family" are not under the same category. Please try your search again.
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Anyways we'll see on 12/25/2014 if they were telling the truth.
 
The Dark Knight said:
Anyways we'll see on 12/25/2014 if they were telling the truth.
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watch them make every item free on the marketplace for 360 only.. I will completely LOL
 
Lizard Squad is the best tutor!!
>xbox live gets hit offline
>does homework


I don't get why hitting a service offline is so "cool". I'd respect getting swatted more than getting DDoS'd
 
I heard somewhere that Xbox Servers will be back up the day after Christmas.
And by "upgrading their servers" I'm sure they wouldn't, their servers should be able to block any attacks considering the mass amounts of money they have.
 
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I highly doubt microsoft care to be honest.
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Of course Microsoft cares. Have you seen the public response nightmare that unfolded on Twitter and other social media? I'm sure many people are frustrated with Microsoft and have turned allegiance from them, which is what Microsoft doesn't want. They want to keep fans happy because happy customers equals more money.
 
i thinks its not all bad considering xbox will have to do something and improve there network somehow , i mean a billion dollar company shouldn't be affected by a simple ddos attack just my opinion
 
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