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I was on a skype call with my mate from my old school (if you don't know, I left school to be home-schooled). He told me how that today before school a girl dropped her blackberry into the road, she lent down to pick it up and the bus was speeding down and hit her in the head (broken neck). Now, ofcourse her body will never be the same (so he tells me there was a dent in the bus, small, but a dent) and he tells me in a nice happy voice "and guess what I said: That's why you should get a iphone."

I fucking felt like killing him, such a asshole. Anyway, I don't know why I'm posting this but I'm still shocked.
 
That's fucked up, Nuff said.
 
Life said:
Get an iphone? That doesn't even make any sense at all.
And your friend's a dick.
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Makes sense to me, what he said. Maybe that's just because it's 4AM. Basically saying that the iphone is better than the blackberry.

Also, I know >.<
 
Automatic Coding said:
Makes sense to me, what he said. Maybe that's just because it's 4AM. Basically saying that the iphone is better than the blackberry.

Also, I know >.<
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How would owning an iphone prevent her from getting hit by a bus?
 
Phantomkiller42 said:
I don't get it. Get an iphone?...
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Because the girl had a blackberry and he love's his iphone so very much (and ofcourse, hates every other type of phone) said it was her fault for getting hit by the bus because she didn't have a iphone.

Like, I understand he loves his phone but fuck, really, in that place and time?

Life said:
How would owning an iphone prevent her from getting hit by a bus?
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It wouldn't, he's just saying that because he loves his phone so much he doesn't give a shit someone just got hit by a bus and could have died.
 
The iPhone might have an app for that,
but IMHO I reckon he's just bs, no one is that shallow.
 
Ireppgold said:
The iPhone might have an app for that,
but IMHO I reckon he's just bs, no one is that shallow.
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lol'd, but still -_-

I can't believe I didn't think of that when on the skype call, but I probably won't have said it. I was to much like "wow, you dick."
 
Automatic Coding said:
it was her fault for getting hit by the bus because she didn't have a iphone.
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I don't get it, maybe I'm just tired.
Anyway, I wouldn't be friends with him if I were you.

It wouldn't, he's just saying that because he loves his phone so much he doesn't give a shit someone just got hit by a bus and could have died.
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Oh, your friend really is an asshole.
 
Life said:
I don't get it, maybe I'm just tired.
Anyway, I wouldn't be friends with him if I were you.
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Meh, well. He's never really that mean (in the 10 or something years I've known him) so I'll forgive him
 
I'm just throwing this out there, but there's a chance your getting trolololol'd
 
Ireppgold said:
I'm just throwing this out there, but there's a chance your getting trolololol'd
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Good point, let me check my facebook.

EDIT: wow, fuck him.

Nothing about it, most likely. I posted a 'wall post' shit thing. Now to wait like 20 hours for people to get home from school ;(
 
Lmao this sounds like you just got Rick Rolled. IRL lol.

BTW If that did happen you would have heard something about it on the news.. That would be a big story.
 
KukamongaKrackerKiller said:
Lmao this sounds like you just got Rick Rolled. IRL lol.

BTW If that did happen you would have heard something about it on the news.. That would be a big story.
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I don't watch the news/read the news so yeah...

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Posted 9 hours ago.

Near where I live, but not the same road as it would have happened on if my mate was telling the truth. What do you think?
 
That girl has a broken neck and your friend says she should have an iPhone? What a dumbass.
 
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