All right so I used to live in a shitty town in Pennsylvania. It was called Hanover. Every day I would go to the bar and drink my face off. 7 Long Island Iced Teas did the trick. So after I got kicked out of bars for being "too drunk" the mischief would begin. One night me and my friends said fuck it let's go bombing. We made "Works Bombs" which are simply a 2 Liter Bottle, crumpled up pieces of aluminum foil and The Works toilet bowl cleaner, this night we used 3 liter bottles. So we made about 12 of these in one night. We went out to some State Park that was open 24/7. I was like fuck it let's set off 4 non stop. We primed them aka pour the Works into the bottle capped it and shook it. Then we went and tossed them all on the lake and waited. This was the first time we ever used 3 Liters and didn't know how loud they would be. Worst mistake ever.
These fuckers were loud as fuck. Keep in mind a 20 ounce bottle sounds like a 9mm pistol being shot. These sounded like fucking cannons. They went BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM. All within about 1 minute apart. What happened next was nuts. There was about 9 police cars with lights blazing searching the area and the dogs were out (we heard them across the lake) We booked it as fast as we can and somehow made it to the car and somehow managed to escape the dogs and the various checkpoints by going offroading in a fucking Honda Prelude. The cops were under suspicion that there was a shooting.
We are on the home stretch of getting home and we had the bright[/sarcasm] idea of vandalizing this truck that pissed us off on many times. So I staggered into walmart and bought a 12 pack of orange soda. We put on our work gloves and started heading for the truck. We whip around the corner before the truck doing about 70. Rolled down the window, leaned outside of the car and whipped the can at the bastards truck. Knocked out the tail light. We weren't satisfied so we went and turned around and whipped another can. SMASH goes the front grill and we were like we can do better and turned around one last time and whipped the can. BOOSH cracks into the middle of the tailgate. We were like fucking yeah we gotta see the damage we did but it was about 4AM and we know the guy gets up around this time so we decided to wait it out and go back to Wal Mart for an hour. On the way back from Wal Mart, the police were there assessing the damage to his truck and man did we fuck that shit up. We drove by all slow like, and then after we were out of sight we geeked the fuck out.
That was one of the most memorable nights of my life.
These fuckers were loud as fuck. Keep in mind a 20 ounce bottle sounds like a 9mm pistol being shot. These sounded like fucking cannons. They went BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM. All within about 1 minute apart. What happened next was nuts. There was about 9 police cars with lights blazing searching the area and the dogs were out (we heard them across the lake) We booked it as fast as we can and somehow made it to the car and somehow managed to escape the dogs and the various checkpoints by going offroading in a fucking Honda Prelude. The cops were under suspicion that there was a shooting.
We are on the home stretch of getting home and we had the bright[/sarcasm] idea of vandalizing this truck that pissed us off on many times. So I staggered into walmart and bought a 12 pack of orange soda. We put on our work gloves and started heading for the truck. We whip around the corner before the truck doing about 70. Rolled down the window, leaned outside of the car and whipped the can at the bastards truck. Knocked out the tail light. We weren't satisfied so we went and turned around and whipped another can. SMASH goes the front grill and we were like we can do better and turned around one last time and whipped the can. BOOSH cracks into the middle of the tailgate. We were like fucking yeah we gotta see the damage we did but it was about 4AM and we know the guy gets up around this time so we decided to wait it out and go back to Wal Mart for an hour. On the way back from Wal Mart, the police were there assessing the damage to his truck and man did we fuck that shit up. We drove by all slow like, and then after we were out of sight we geeked the fuck out.
That was one of the most memorable nights of my life.
