Depending on where you live there are several things you can do with no money... I will break them down by climate
WARNING:
The general thoughts behind the below postings are all 100% legit ideas, I may or may not throw some trolling in the mix for some humor. I am NOT responsible for the out come of this holiday due to the fact that you were too stupid to recognize when I was trolling and when I was not!
If It Is Cold As Fuck:
(OK below are the possibilities when it is cold as fuck out side
1. Make some hot Co-Co.
2. Dress up in matching seasonal sweaters.
3. Sip the hot Co-Co in front of a fire (OR Burn barrel depending on how redneck you are) in your matching sweaters.
4. If no fire sit by a window and talk while watching the snow / sleet.
5.Play some sort of game, weather it be cards, board game, or video game.
6. MAKE HER A DINNER! (I am not talking hot dogs and easy mac nigga, make her something nice, something that shows that you are willing to cook for her, talk while cooking / eating. It mixes two of the things women love the most... COOKING AND TALKING... but seriously they love it when I guy cooks for them and just sits and talks for hours.)
7. Take her out and look at all the shit you COULD have bought if your paycheck came a day sooner.
Warm:
(If it is warm out side, here are some things you can do.)
1. Wear matching seasonal Tee-Shirts.
2. Go for a walk, and just talk... She likes talking and the walk is for you, it helps her stay in shape and short on breath so you do not have to listen for long lol
3. Maybe go out that night and lay under the stars, and just talk... This is great cause she thinks you actually really want to talk, BUT if you guys ate a picnic, walked and talked, and then ate dinner and played games, she will fall asleep and you can too
4. Play some type of game, spend some quality time
5. Make some food for a picnic, put some romantic music / her favorite songs on a C.D. (OR tape depending on how poor you are), get a blanket / sheet(to sit on, not to get some booty on, unless of course she wants to then get it in lol) while she is not there or really busy so she wont notice, take it all and put it in your trunk / back seat. Ask her if she wants to go and look at something (Make something up that she likes, or that you normally go look at / buy do not just say "do you want to go look at something" She will think you are trying to rape her :/) go to your local park and take her by her hand, put her in the spot you want the picnic and say you gotta go piss or something, come back with the radio / I-pod playing her favorite music with the picnic shit in your hand and poof romantic lunch