What the fudge.

My life is a bunch of crap, no I don't feel like committing suicide or anything like that, but I just feel like my life is like every one else's, and I want to make a difference, but my past has ruined my future.

And if you don't know, I'm 17 years old, and about 4 months ago I was with my buddies and we "broke into" a barn of people we knew, we had to get equipment/tools out of it, when we were caught, the people who we'd broken into their barn understood what we were doing, and decided not to press charges, however...the state did.

I've been a felon since then and will be technically forever, but in 7 years my felon will be off my 'active' record. (It will still show that I have been a felon, but I won't be in 7 years.)

Anyways, I live at my parent's house still, and I'm turning 18 pretty soon here, but I can't get a job anywhere because of my felon status, even though it was just a "breaking and entering" and not fucking murder, Family Fare and Dollar General don't want me stocking their shelves for minimum wage.

I can't afford cigs, food, weed, anything. I'm stuck on my computer 24/7 either watching porn, on ForumKorner, or playing games.

HOW DO I MAKE MY LIFE FUN.

AND NO, I WILL NOT CHANGE MY SEXUALITY FOR FUN.

that sounds tragic, I would try to find a under the table job. As to making life fun go out there and live. take some risks, dont get caught. Just dont take it to the extreme and die by 25 trying to be the first to climb Everest naked. I would suggest if you had no other choice and know a lot of people, sell drugs for money. I did that for 4 months and I always had 2 things, 1. money 2. weed. Again just dont be dumb and get caught. I never have been caught and I was selling ounces and bought 2 pounds.

Ride said:

that sounds tragic, I would try to find a under the table job. As to making life fun go out there and live. take some risks, dont get caught. Just dont take it to the extreme and die by 25 trying to be the first to climb Everest naked. I would suggest if you had no other choice and know a lot of people, sell drugs for money. I did that for 4 months and I always had 2 things, 1. money 2. weed. Again just dont be dumb and get caught. I never have been caught and I was selling ounces and bought 2 pounds.

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I was thinking about the selling weed industry, it's great because like you said, you always seem to have a steady flow of cash and you always have some kush to smoke! But, it's the whole "I don't know too many people" deal now. My connections are old, they moved on, don't need me or weed. It's going to be hard, but this has been in my mind forever and It might just happen soon.

Get a girlfriend
Sell drugs
Become a rapper

BasedGod said:

Get a girlfriend
Sell drugs
Become a rapper

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Sad thing is, I was speeding on adderall one night and wrote 2 short raps. Freestyle it to your own beat, it fits with pretty much any.


Google docs link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MRgNcatyfHTuzD8Q1rWwvdWmLPN8lcCkIXNGnbTy4sQ/pub

Make an app or website or something if you know how to code. If you don't, you should learn.

Gambino said:

Make an app or website or something if you know how to code. If you don't, you should learn.

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I have a fair share of knowledge in coding/programming. Still novice at it though.

Well you can either get a job off the books or find some exploit online that can make you money cracking etc.

Become a priest. That's the ultimate fallout strategy. You get stable job and it requires zero skill sets.