What is your favorite joke?

What is your favorite joke? Let's share our favorite jokes and make each other laugh.:Laugh::Laugh:

Alright here's some for me:

A Dad and his 4-year old son are on the lounge while son asks something about his assignment while his dad is listening to his iPod.

Son: Dad what Is the Color of the Bumblebee?
Dad: Yeah, Uhuh, You know what it is?
Son: I don't know dad so I asked you.
Dad: Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow.
Son: Oh, Thanks Dad.
Dad: *Removes his iPod* What is it son?
Son: Huh?