We got pulled over lol.

[Zangrefia]

So my dad was driving normally, he had a panic attack and just completely swerved like a madman so we got pulled over. So the conversation goes as followed:

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POPO: Hello sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Dad: IT's your job, you tell me.
POPO: Are you trying to be a smart ass?
Dad: No, I'm being truthful.
Popo: License and registration.
Dad: I think I've seen you before at our local titty club
Popo: Sir one more comment and I'm going to have to write you up.
Dad: For what, talking to you?
Popo: *I forget what >.< to long of a bullsheet charge.*
Dad: You got the whole handbook memorized, don't you?
Popo: It's my job.
Dad: Some tough job you got there.
Popo: *Goes back to car*
Dad: Haha, son do me a favor and hide that beer can in the back will you?
Popo: *comes back* I'm letting you off with a warning this time. Make sure you don't do that again or I'll write you up.
Dad: Don't let me catch you drinking and driving, or else I'll have to join you.

I was lol'ing the whole time xD

 

[ireppgold_mybb_import12659]

Lol I love your dad, but that's a pretty dumb thing to do, like, REALLY dumb.

Your dads got some balls though.

It's funny because the cops act all bad ass and when people like your dad act smart they have no idea how to react.

 

[Tyler-]

Yeah i wouldn't do that, if you do that here you would cop like a $300 fine

 

[Assangha]

Woulda been even more funny if the cop was a minority. Your dad would have been cracking jokes about tacos or watermelons. XD

 

[Oxide]

That's very funny and quite quick witted.

I know a guy who can make a comeback to anything really quickly which are really good, sounds similar to your dad.

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