Want the sexy award?! Come here!

Omfg hi there OP! Glad to see I am the first poster
 
I'm too sexy for my shirt, I'm too sexy for my shoes, I'm too sexy for my cat, So sexy it hurts.
 
Some guy on Tlc or some channel had strange addiction to having sex with his car... XD
 
Enough with the vagina jokes, Period.

I was gonna say a gay joke, butt fuck it.

Gay jokes aren't funny, Cum on guys.

Stop with the cripple jokes, I can't stand them.

Don't say Emo jokes, cut it out.

I was going to say a black joke, but i'll slave it for later.

Hope I get this award
 
Um would you like a rim job? Car joke + Sensual tenstion this is all mine.
 
I woke up in a new Bugatti. Oh wait no I didn't, I can't even drive yet smh.

Let this be my first award!
 
What's the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?

Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.
 
If I were to show you my IRL pic, you would give me this award right away ?
 
Why did the car cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
 
I feel I deserve the award sexy for two reasons.

#1: The first reason is my username, come on we all hate Micro$oft and its fitting.

#2: The second reason is because obviously i'm "Sexy".

#3: Guy walks into my parts store. Says "I need a gas cap for a Kia." I said, okay, sounds like a fair trade
 
I am very sexy. If you don't believe me ask your mother. ;P
 
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