Vending Machine

[Barney Stinson]

THE GAME IS PLAIN AND SIMPLE! I Put something in, you say what I got and then you put something in, and the next poster repeats!

Example: I put in a dell laptop

You: and you get more ram! I put in socks!

2nd Poster: AND YOU GET SHOES!
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SO, let's begin!

I put in... the internet!

 

[Zangrefia]

And you get a bucket of fried chicken.

I put in a quarter.

 

[EpiK]

And you get some grape drank.

I put in drugs.

 

[ireppgold_mybb_import12659]

and got a lemon tart

i put in a dildo

 

[Dykerosoft]

and you get a banana.

I put in Techno's virginity.

 

[ireppgold_mybb_import12659]

and got laid

i put in my soda

 

[Barney Stinson]

And you get a diet soda.

I put in my penis

 

[Phantomkiller42]

and you get an STD

I put in my post.

 

[Atrain]

and you get a TV

I put in $1000

 

[Barney Stinson]

And you get a $1000 lotto ticket that's bound to lose.

I put in an atomic bomb.

 

[Ryu™]

And you get atomic war

i put in a monkey

 

[NickVsYou]

And get monkey nuts

i put in a chocolate chip cookie

 

[Barney Stinson]

And you get moldy old oatmeal raisin cookies

I put in my vagina.

 

[Phantomkiller42]

And you get blue waffle.

I put in my hand.

 

[Barney Stinson]

And you get a giant load in your hand.

I put in my unborn child.