Valentine's Day Letter

[Divinitive]

So my girlfriend and I have been together for a little over 5 months, and we all know the valentine's day is coming up. I got her a few pieces of jewelry, but I want to add a personal touch to the gift as well. She wants me to write some form of story, not even a love letter or anything like that. So I think I will write a funny story for her, as well as a cute letter. We are both 16 years old, and have the same type of humor. So anything I find funny, she should like too. Shoot me some ideas lads

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@"Darth Vader"

 

[Matigo]

Have you guys fucked yet? If you havent you should fuck her.
If you hav fucked her already, fuck her again.

Happy Valentines

 

[Divinitive]

Have you guys fucked yet? If you havent you should fuck her.
If you hav fucked her already, fuck her again.

Happy Valentines

Yeah we have, a plentiful amount lmao

 

[Matigo]

The fuck her harder, take her legs and bring them up, your dick will go way deeper and she will moan like a fuckin fag. l0l sorry im fucked up right now but good luck niga

 

[Random]

I would have wrote a letter
But a story seemed to be better

there was a lad, who was so sad
for he was always lonely

when he saw her, his world expanded
growing in loves favour

etc... romantic nonsense... carry on...

ok im tired but just do some rhymes and compare her eyes to diamonds or something

 

[Divinitive]

No, I want it to be a silly story you dirty sluts. Help me out :L

 

[Pandas]

You are a dirty slut, 
But I don't need to pay, 
She plays like a mut, 
You shine on me night and day, 
You are my porn star, 
Your are my girl, 
I take you to the bar, 
You never make me hurl. 

Oscars given here mkey thenks. 

 

[Darth Vader]

ah shit I'm honestly not that funny haha

 

[Daddys]

when is valentines day anyway lmao.

 

[⠀AA]

when is valentines day anyway lmao.

That would be tomorrow lol.

OP: Why did you wait till last minute lmao.