Twiiter giveaway

i like to post it is very good for health

turtles are fagZ.

bestest lq post evur?

JK, but plsss don't be ELQUE.
 
I can tell you guys need some pick up lines. Here we go this is the best one.

Hey baby, wanna play train conductor? OK. You sit on my face and I'll Chew, chew, chew!

Trust me I have picked up 0 chicks with this pickup line. It works magic with the ladies.
 
interior crocodile alligator, I drive a chevorlet movie theater.
 
Everyone make sure to buy your lottery tickets! this will be a big jackpot
 
Theres no way u tagged me i was in a fucking tree you cheater
 
It doesn't matter anymore. I already bought boneless chicken
 
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