The Story Thread

[Profanity]

The Story Thread​

Got this idea of the "Guardian Giveaway" thread. It started by the user who goes by, Leader.

So basically what this thread is about is a run on story continued by users.
How this works is that I will post the first line and someone will continue it but leave it for someone else to continue it. This is a repeat pattern and I would like to see how long we can go with this. Look for an example below. This is strictly for users to interact!

Rules

Do not spam
Continue off the last users post
Stay on topic
A one line entry per each post

Example

Leader: ...but he was rudely interrupted by...
Profanity: ...a loud iguana who was making...
Astronaut: ...very rude comments. After...

The Story

The story will be based off a young rabbit who's named Santiago.
The first line of this story is as follows...

One day, young Santiago walked outside his house to go meet up with his friends. On his way there...

Someone continue as there! Make it as creative as possible!​

 

[Chill]

He picked up a needle off the ground and inserted..

 

[Greed]

It into a young, nearby squirrel..

 

[Gor]

The squirrel growled in frustration and decided to.....

 

[Living]

It into his penis...

Leggo.

 

[Pun]

They he dies and they met this awesome guy named named Pun and then he changes story to..

 

[Cann!bal]

Pun getting his face eaten by a cannibal, afterwards, the cannibal...

 

[Hope]

Went to Thailand to study the ways of Buddhism in a small hut.

 

[Nevermind]

Whilst studying Buddhism, he became an avid meth dealer. Those crazy monks...

 

[Cann!bal]

Used their temple as meth lab. Their main demographic was...

 

[Pun]

The same crazy monk from the hangover. HE got a tatoo of...

 

[Hope]

A giant zebra named Ricardo

 

[Chill]

The giant zebra was the biggest drug tycoon of..

 

[APHEX]

...Southern Mexico, he was hailed as the next big thing in drug-based show business, he lived a life of glamour and fame, until...

 

[Nevermind]

...Nancy Botwin had to kill him for encroaching on her drug buisness.

 

[Terrio]

..Nancy then took a giant dildo and..

 

[MCG]

Went around town hitting people with it, she then...

 

[Nevermind]

...realized she left her purse where she had buried the Zebra.

 

[Chill]

Approaching the zebra she had realized what Philly had told her about shitting beds, which was...

 

[Terrio]

Approaching the zebra she had realized what Philly had told her about shitting beds, which was...

..after he shits the bed he eats the poop and then..