A 90 year old women decides to get married. So she puts a ad in the local newspaper that reads.
Husband Wanted
I am currently a 90 year old, with gray hair and lives alone. I am looking for a man to marry. I am looking for a man who wont beat me, will not run around me, and you must still be good in bed.
The next day the door bell rings, she walks over and opens the door. Much to her dismay there is a old man sitting in a wheel chair with no arms and no legs. She looks at the man and says
"you really dont expect me to pick you do you? You dont have any legs"
The smiles softly and looks at the women and replies "Well than i cant run around you can I"
The women snarles and looks at the man. "You dont even have any arms."
Again the man smiles and responds "Thus I can not beat you"
The old women glares at the man and than smirks. "Are you still good in bed?"
The old man leans back in his chair and puts a big smile on his face and replies "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
Husband Wanted
I am currently a 90 year old, with gray hair and lives alone. I am looking for a man to marry. I am looking for a man who wont beat me, will not run around me, and you must still be good in bed.
The next day the door bell rings, she walks over and opens the door. Much to her dismay there is a old man sitting in a wheel chair with no arms and no legs. She looks at the man and says
"you really dont expect me to pick you do you? You dont have any legs"
The smiles softly and looks at the women and replies "Well than i cant run around you can I"
The women snarles and looks at the man. "You dont even have any arms."
Again the man smiles and responds "Thus I can not beat you"
The old women glares at the man and than smirks. "Are you still good in bed?"
The old man leans back in his chair and puts a big smile on his face and replies "I rang the door bell didn't I?"