Couple of years ago, two friends of mine (Call them Nick and Alex) were chilling at school.
both around 17/18.
Conversation turns to ninjas.
Start discussing who'd make the better ninja.
Alex quietly says he'd be an amazing ninja.
Nick laughs derisively and says Alex would be a shit ninja because he's a cunt.
standardbritishreasoning.jpg
Conversation turns to something else.
But inside, Alex is outraged, how dare Nick suggest he would not make a good ninja.
Decides to prove himself.
Couple of months go past, and Nick is on holiday for a week.
Alex knows where his spare house key is.
Dons full ninja outfit.
Finds the key and gets in to the house the day he knows Nick is coming back and hides behind the sofa
Six hours pass, Alex does not know exactly when Nick will get back but his ninja patience stays strong and true, remains hidden behind the sofa
Nick + family arrive back, start putting luggage away etc, Alex bids his time.
Nick and family settle down for some tv after their long flight.
Alex slowly rises behind Nick and whispers, "I am the ultimate ninja".
Entire family shits themselves and screams.
Alex runs out of the house and escapes, confident in his powers as a true ninja.
Nick is still mindfucked to this day.
both around 17/18.
Conversation turns to ninjas.
Start discussing who'd make the better ninja.
Alex quietly says he'd be an amazing ninja.
Nick laughs derisively and says Alex would be a shit ninja because he's a cunt.
standardbritishreasoning.jpg
Conversation turns to something else.
But inside, Alex is outraged, how dare Nick suggest he would not make a good ninja.
Decides to prove himself.
Couple of months go past, and Nick is on holiday for a week.
Alex knows where his spare house key is.
Dons full ninja outfit.
Finds the key and gets in to the house the day he knows Nick is coming back and hides behind the sofa
Six hours pass, Alex does not know exactly when Nick will get back but his ninja patience stays strong and true, remains hidden behind the sofa
Nick + family arrive back, start putting luggage away etc, Alex bids his time.
Nick and family settle down for some tv after their long flight.
Alex slowly rises behind Nick and whispers, "I am the ultimate ninja".
Entire family shits themselves and screams.
Alex runs out of the house and escapes, confident in his powers as a true ninja.
Nick is still mindfucked to this day.
