This all happened within an hour.
Okay, so first off I was asked to go to the store and fetch some cream cheese, this kind of ticked me off because I was in the midst of PKing. After about 15mins of getting owned I decided to finally go.
On the walk there I decided to toke up a bit since it would take me atleast a half hour-45mins to actually get back just because I liked to slack around and make people mad. After about a bowl some cops rolled by, and I could have sworn they waved to me in a school girl fashion and then giving me a thumbs up. It could have been one of the locals who owned a white car with a black hood, but oh well.
By the time I've reached the store, I'm full blown gone and have no idea what I'm looking for. I asked one of the store stock boys where the "butter creme" was and he was confused about what product I needed. After about 10 minutes of sitting there watching him call the people who work in the back, it finally checked into my head that I needed cream cheese. I apologized to the dude who's time I wasted (his name was Kike or Mike, I can't recall) and made my way to the checkout.
I stood there by the registrar just staring at the candy for about two minutes until I was interrupted by the cashier. She scanned the price of the cream cheese which was $2.09 and I just handed her a $5 bill and told her to "keep the change because I hate the way it smells when I hold the change in my hands."
By the time I leave the store, my stomach started raging at me, So I walked across the street to Mcdonalds. So here I am, looking at the menu wondering what combination can/should I get with $5. After that I found out that I only wanted a sundae i wait in line patiently. This young cashier took me out of the line of people and took my order.I thought this was a pure coincidence. She laughed at the fact that I only wanted a sundae, and when she gave me the change, her fingertips brushed against my wrist. About a minute later I get my awesome sundae from her again, once she gives me it she says "Oh! I forgot the nuts." Although I didn't ask for any (They cost extra here, bummer.) Again her fingers rub against my wrist which feels amazing because I'm like super stoned.
So I walk 4 blocks back to my house, throw the cream cheese into the fridge and sit down at my laptop and start typing this up.
Okay, so first off I was asked to go to the store and fetch some cream cheese, this kind of ticked me off because I was in the midst of PKing. After about 15mins of getting owned I decided to finally go.
On the walk there I decided to toke up a bit since it would take me atleast a half hour-45mins to actually get back just because I liked to slack around and make people mad. After about a bowl some cops rolled by, and I could have sworn they waved to me in a school girl fashion and then giving me a thumbs up. It could have been one of the locals who owned a white car with a black hood, but oh well.
By the time I've reached the store, I'm full blown gone and have no idea what I'm looking for. I asked one of the store stock boys where the "butter creme" was and he was confused about what product I needed. After about 10 minutes of sitting there watching him call the people who work in the back, it finally checked into my head that I needed cream cheese. I apologized to the dude who's time I wasted (his name was Kike or Mike, I can't recall) and made my way to the checkout.
I stood there by the registrar just staring at the candy for about two minutes until I was interrupted by the cashier. She scanned the price of the cream cheese which was $2.09 and I just handed her a $5 bill and told her to "keep the change because I hate the way it smells when I hold the change in my hands."
By the time I leave the store, my stomach started raging at me, So I walked across the street to Mcdonalds. So here I am, looking at the menu wondering what combination can/should I get with $5. After that I found out that I only wanted a sundae i wait in line patiently. This young cashier took me out of the line of people and took my order.I thought this was a pure coincidence. She laughed at the fact that I only wanted a sundae, and when she gave me the change, her fingertips brushed against my wrist. About a minute later I get my awesome sundae from her again, once she gives me it she says "Oh! I forgot the nuts." Although I didn't ask for any (They cost extra here, bummer.) Again her fingers rub against my wrist which feels amazing because I'm like super stoned.
So I walk 4 blocks back to my house, throw the cream cheese into the fridge and sit down at my laptop and start typing this up.
