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This is a thread solely based for your best real life stories. I will be posting stories and events that have happened to me and i would love for you to do the same! Credits for Bigfoot for giving me the idea!​


Story Number 1: Fireworks​

Well it was my 19th Birthday, My dad decided it was a good idea to buy me a bundle of fireworks. And when i say bundle, I mean like a pallet of fireworks. From small sparklers to 5 pound fireworks. So my family was over and it was barely raining. It was a dark and cloudy day so we decided it was the best time to light off the fireworks. We set off all of the small stuff and everything went fine. So then we started opening the big fireworks. We lit the first two and they went off great. They were extremely loud and it was great. So we set up the third one. My little brother kyle wanted to light it so i decided to let him. Well what happened was that once he lit it he freaked out and ran and by accident, kicked it over. And it preceded to go off. It was a 8 shot firework. One hit the house and went off and made a mark. Another went under the car and went off and luckily nothing happened. 4 Went into the woods my brother parkoured over one of them lol. and the last one hit the deck and burnt a hole in it. Everyone was okay except that my Great Grandma almost had a heart attack and the police came. But other than that it was the best birthday of my life​
 
Haha another kick ass story man! Give me credits in the Op though

My story:

So what happened in the 6th grade was I had a super bitchy teacher. I mean that teacher everyone hates and the second she did wrong we told on her to the principles. So one day my friend, Alec, who is probably the biggest smartass I know, I mean the type of kid who just is rude to all adults haha well anyways she was drilling him for not bringing his homework for the millionth time and you know he was rolling his eyes and shit haha. Well she started get red hot I mean her face was like burning with rage and he started looking at her funny. Meanwhile, my class and I are all in the classroom listening to the conversation in our seats but of course dumbass me gets up to get a look and you will find out later what happened to me. So, like I said he is rolling his eyes and being himself just giving her bullshit excuses about not doing so then she flips her shit and starts cussing up a storm! I mean dropping F-bombs calling him a dumbass, jackass, douchebag, saying how he is always a smartass and the idiot he is, he replies saying, "Don't you mean smartALEC?" She hit him. I mean like smacked him hard in the face. She got sued and fired and has a restraining order on him or vice versa (however that works). My class is now freaking out and all the girls are practically crying haha and the boys are laughing at how much trouble she'll get in. So the teacher comes back in the class and I am right there at the door and she is still furious so she decks me out of the way and sits back down at her desk and some bros of mine helped me up, I was rather small then. So Alec, a couple of friends of ours (witnesses) and I went up to the office and ratted her ass out. She was fired and Alec's parents took it to court. The whole thing was fucking crazy. Everybody. I mean EVERYBODY was loving Alec and I for the next 2 months or so because we got the biggest bitch of a teacher fired. The funniest thing about it is her and my parents were scheduled to have a meeting about my behavior in her class the following week. But guess what never happened So yeah that's my full story. I tried to keep it short but I am a writer so I just couldn't Anyways, feel free to ask questions or quote some feedback Thanks for reading.
 

That story was amazing dude, I was reading it and was like " oh shit what's gonna happen next " I would love to hear some more of your stories. But that was really great. I have never heard of anything like that before!
 
Brett said:
That story was amazing dude, I was reading it and was like " oh shit what's gonna happen next " I would love to hear some more of your stories. But that was really great. I have never heard of anything like that before!
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Haha thanks man! I want some more people to post on here so we can get this going! I want to join the Writers usergroup I never knew it existed so I hope typing these stories will get me in
 
yall stories are cray, i wish my life was as exciting as yours!
 
tyler said:
yall stories are cray, i wish my life was as exciting as yours!
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That's fine! share some of your non-cray stories!
 
Dude.. I remember I was going to get it in for the first time with my neighbor couple years ago.. I was all ready she was on top of me. and the minute I took off her panties I heard my mom open up the door lol (she was suppose to come hours later) later that week it was all blueballs to this day I wish I would of banged her..man I have stories for days
 

Lets hear some of them!
 
This once kinda relates to your firework one. but around 6 years ago.. two days before 4th of July I was out doing some pre show stuff lol and went to middle of street to light up a big sparkler or whatever you want to call them.. and once it started emitting sparks some idiot kid decided to look over it and got his face burned. I thought the parents were going to file charges on me but thankfully they didn't
 

Damn that's not good
 
We want to see them awesome stories! cough cough(post boost) lol.. jK!
ALSO remember getting caught tagging at school -_- I felt so stupid that day
 
Cesar said:
We want to see them awesome stories! cough cough(post boost) lol.. jK!
ALSO remember getting caught tagging at school -_- I felt so stupid that day
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Hahah why would you do that? The worst thing i have done is thrown a kid out the window. but that's a story for another day..
 
no more gay threads please and thank you

edit: make one from when we had sex
 
Cesar said:
gay threads? well sorry you're a sad person
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man can you please just calm down no need to ddos me
 
LMAO why's that? I didn't want to be super mean
 
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