Some girls are bitches.

I'll be honest, I'm not one to call girls names and shit, I'm a gentlemen, and I care, listen, and respect women, but sometimes. They just deserve to be put in their place..

Like this girl I really liked, it was her birthday on the 14th of July, and she said to me "Let's hang out today!" - I replied with "Yay, we can find something to do!, Can I come over now?" And like 4 hours later, she said "I'm on the way to the beach with my friends, sorry maybe tomorrow". LIKE
BITCH I WANTED TO GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOU AND HANG OUT.

BITCH. Seriously that was so rude of her.

LOVE IS SO GAY.

The feels... Did you ask to come with though?

Pimp smack her. That's what all bitches need, not ladies, bitches.

Pun said:

The feels... Did you ask to come with though?

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Well, I mean she was already at the beach she said when she finally replied to me. I had no idea what she was doing at the time.

Get payback by saying "Here, Come to my house!", then give her an address to an old abandoned office building. Then after she's shot in the face by a heroine addict, text her "Headed to the beach with a couple of friends, sorry maybe tomorrow". That'll teach her.

Kill said:

Get payback by saying "Here, Come to my house!", then give her an address to an old abandoned office building. Then after she's shot in the face by a heroine addict, text her "Headed to the beach with a couple of friends, sorry maybe tomorrow". That'll teach her.

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That legitimately made me shit my pants. I love your humor lmfao.

Well that fucking sucks bro.