So I got this guinea pig

[Bit]

K so I got this guinea pig and I was thinkin it would be really cool to like get him all beefed up on like steroids and shit, and make it kill shit.

Would it be bad for his health?

 

[Hollywood]

Nah shit it's bad for it's health. It'll probably die from its buffness lol.

 

[Bit]

Nah shit it's bad for it's health. It'll probably die from its buffness lol.

Oh... Well shit...

Hey you wouldn't happen to know anybody interested in buyin a dead buff guinea pig would you?

 

[Explode]

No, you should definitely do this, a thing most people don't understand is that Guinea Pigs actually thrive off of steroids, so in theory, you'd be doing him a favor!

 

[HUNNID]

LOL. Feed it a TON so it gets wicked fat. It will be hilarious to see what it looks like.

 

[Pint]

I'm pretty sure that's considered animal cruelty.

 

[Bit]

I'm pretty sure that's considered animal cruelty.

Nah dude survival of the fittest, I'm givin it the means to survive and protect itself.

 

[Sector]

I don't think the guinea pig's body would agree with steroids. I think that it would die.

 

[JPlusPlus]

I could see this being the next big celebrity.

 

[Bit]

I could see this being the next big celebrity.

Kind of like a cross between danny devito and arnold schwarzenegger, right?

 

[Bolt]

Seems like animal abuse to me... poor guinea pig

 

[Taunter]

What color is it, age, and how big is it?

 

[Bit]

What color is it, age, and how big is it?

Brown and white, like 2 or 3 yrs, and it's not big enough to defend itself against my dogs. Hence why it needs to be buff.