Shit on my dick!

Craig

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Okay so I was fucking my girl a couple days ago an she wanted some anal, so I gave it to her after about 5 minuets I pull my dick out an there was shit on it. I instantly lost my boner an just left her on my bed as I went to clean off my dick, moral of the story is WEAR A CONDOM WHEN HAVING ANAL SEX.
 
Why would you just stick it in? You should've known better than to just stick it in without her cleaning.
 
Michael said:
Why would you just stick it in? You should've known better than to just stick it in without her cleaning.
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I know last time we did it she was clean, so I thought she would of been good to go. Sadly I was mistaken
 
Vault-tec said:
I know last time we did it she was clean, so I thought she would of been good to go. Sadly I was mistaken
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Did she apologize or was she embarrassed?
 
Michael said:
Did she apologize or was she embarrassed?
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I think she was embarrassed, but it didn't bother me to much cause I'm going to make her my wife so I gotta get used to the gross stuff as is.
 
Vault-tec said:
I think she was embarrassed, but it didn't bother me to much cause I'm going to make her my wife so I gotta get used to the gross stuff as is.
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I can just imagine your facial expression when you took it out. Good to see you're not making a big deal out of it, good man.
 
Michael said:
I can just imagine your facial expression when you took it out. Good to see you're not making a big deal out of it, good man.
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It was more of a "really?" face than anything.
 
Woah dude, i guess you could call that an experience
 
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's disgusting, I would never put my penis near a butthole.
 
Lol dude try fucking a girl on her period it's even worst, but it's an eye opener for sure xd
 
Shouldn't you be wearing a condom anyway? (a secondary moral of the story)
That's not that bad though. I've witnessed/experienced/heard of worse.

There was this one guy who's girlfriend thought it was okay to sneak a finger up his ass while he was having some serious Colon ischemia issue. (Blood clot in ass, couldn't shit for weeks)
She was sucking him off and then once the finger slip happened he like shit on her chin by accident.

It could be worse my friend. It could be worse.
But like you said, you're going to marry this chick; Have to get used to the gross sooner or later.
 
Shit happens.

Me and my buddy got super drunk and he told me that he had sex with this girl he met. It was a one-night-stand type of deal. Long story short, he stuck his finger in her anus. When he pulled it out, there was shit on his finger. That's not it though. He claimed she licked it off his finger, all of it. Exact quote from his story: "I ran the hell out of the room so fast." He said he grabbed his keys, phone, wallet, and his underwear and went home. I was dying at this point in the story. She even called him back the next day. Loyalty.

Fucking drunk stories.

Tip: You should alway wear a condom when you have anal sex, especially if your significant other hasn't had a thorough enema.
 

Only time I've actually witnessed an enema is through hentai, haha. Looks like a drag to me, but definitely a good tip.

OP, was it santorum or straight shit? If you guys want to continue the practice of anal, then see if she'll get an enema as stated before. If she doesn't want to, just use condoms and have her clean herself as best as possible without tearing anything.
 

It was straight shit We've done "the anal" before an I never had that problem.
 
I have no idea what to say I wish I did, all I know what to say is lol.
 
Well next time tell her to clear her ass before doing that next time lol.
Don't be silly protect your willy.
 
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