Shaving my ass

What should I do?

  • Nothing

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Nair

    Votes: 2 50.0%
  • Shave

    Votes: 2 50.0%

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Solidify

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That's it, I can't do it anymore. I've looked above and beyond for ways to make it easier but I've had it. I need shave my ass. It's decided.

I know a lot of people turn a blind eye to it and strongly don't recommend it because the repercussions are far worse that what I'm dealing with now but I've spent the last 5-6 years of my life getting burning rashes because every time I take a dump, the crap hangs onto my ass hair.

I've looked into shaving it but that would be too hard and the hair would only grow back thicker. A friend of mine plays professional soccer and his coach requires the entire team to be hairless on their legs so he just went ahead and Nair'd his entire body, from neck to toes. He said it was pretty easy but it burnt a bit afterwards when he showered everything off. I don't mind a small burn. Hell, I'd even spent an entire day with a ragging burn if it means getting rid of this once and for all, or even for a good amount of time.

I just got back from hockey and hopped out of the shower and realized my ass hair is long enough to braid itself, no joke. If I spread my ass-cheeks apart, (no exaggeration) I can't even see my anus. It's like a bush. How the hell would I shave/Nair that without hurting/cutting myself?

I need advice from people that have been in similar situations. And clearly leaving the hair is not an option. I simply can't do it anymore.

Update

Well, I just shaved my ass a bit with my electric trimmer. I did an OK job for having done it myself, which was pretty difficult. One thing; it feels really fucking weird when I put my pants back on and started walking. I think I can do with this for now but in the near future, I think I'm going to just start nairing it whenever it gets out of hand. This took me 30 min. And Nair would be much quicker and I'd be able to do it while I shower.
 
omfg im sorry i have no advice, but i lol'd pretty hard.
 
If you were to cut your pubes. You will be itchy for 2-3 days
 
I don't know many people that Nair themselves, but you should honestly try it.
I hate the ass hair that I do have and whem shit gets caught in it I rage.
 
łnxY said:
Maybe get a Laser hair removal

I'm not rick enough to spend that kind of money on my ass.

Echoes said:
I don't know many people that Nair themselves, but you should honestly try it.
I hate the ass hair that I do have and whem shit gets caught in it I rage.

Same here man. I freaking lose it because I know I'll get a rash soon. But apparently Nair isn't recommended for asses.

http://www.nairformen.com/
 
Echoes said:
I don't know many people that Nair themselves, but you should honestly try it.
I hate the ass hair that I do have and whem shit gets caught in it I rage.

That made me loled
 
Are you referring to the chemical that sears off your hairs? If so, trim it and then use the chemical.
 
I recently naired my arms, shaved my chest and stomach, shaved my pubes and my taint (hardest thing I have ever done..) I can't even sleep on my stomach because it feels like shit, so I have to sleep on my side. The feeling usually lasts a week, but I guess it depends how fast your hair grows really. When it's the most pricky, that's when it's gonna' suck balls.

Nairing my arms worked like a charm (I caked it on), I'm not sure how it would be on the pubes/ass. Probably the same way, except I would hop in the shower immediately after.

Side note: When I had to get surgery on my tail bone, a hot nurse had to shave my ass. I was so embarrassed, and she tried to tell me that she's more than used to it, lol. Post-surgery, the nurse suggested that I tell my mom to wax my ass for me.
 
Fast Don said:
Side note: When I had to get surgery on my tail bone, a hot nurse had to shave my ass. I was so embarrassed, and she tried to tell me that she's more than used to it, lol. Post-surgery, the nurse suggested that I tell my mom to wax my ass for me.

That's fucking epic lol

I honestly don't know what to do man. I want to get rid of it but I don't want massive repercussions and I honestly don't see myself being able to keep up with the weekly task of riding my hair over and over again. What do you suggest?
 

Yeah, it's a pain in the ass (no pun intended). What I do for my legs (yeah I trim my legs) is I get a size 0 clipper and just use that. You can do that with your ass, and it goes by pretty quick. The only thing though, is it's going to grow back really fast. Too be honest, I think nairing would be the easiest (and somewhat fastest) way. Just cake it on your ass, stand there awkwardly for 15 minutes for it to do it's thing, and wipe it off and get in the shower.
 

I think I have no choice. Which one though? The cream, gel cream or spray? And is it safe for my ass? I don't want to get an infection.
 
I am sorry but I laughed so hard at this. I don't know what to say.

Good luck for what you choose to do.
 
Honestly,

READ AT YOUR OWN CAUTION
I sat in the shower one day...
Spread my legs and started shaving. I didn't get a burn until I notice a few hairs I missed. I had to get them off so I gave myself razor burn and it wasn't all that bad.
I think having hair down there is absolutely disgusting and if there was some where to permanently remove it I would take this option
 
Solidify said:
I think I have no choice. Which one though? The cream, gel cream or spray? And is it safe for my ass? I don't want to get an infection.

I use the cream. You can get it at Walmart or any other store for a few bucks. It should be safe for your ass, I don't see why it wouldn't be.
 
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