Sell your weed over priced [Multiple Methods]

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So yeah I used to deal, and if you have too you know dealing weed is pretty fucking competitive. Unless you have a good plug, you're lucky to make 50% markup. That wasn't enough for my greedy ass so I came up with multiple methods to sell your weed for more than it is, without getting called out on it.


You need to know your customers, the way they behave, and their level of intellect.
The goal is to get as high of a price for as little weed as possible, but keep them coming back.

Ways you can do this.

1) Humidify it, go to a cigar shop pick up some "humidifier bags" and let your weed absorb the extra moisture to add as much as 75-100% on to the weight. Your customers will see it's really sticky, smells really fresh and burns really slow. They will be happy. This method is cheap, and really easy. Just don't let your weed get soggy, as it could mold. The best way to work with the bags is to buy 2 or 3 of them, and put them inside a ziploc bag. Poke some holes in that ziploc bag to release moisture, then put that ziploc bag into another container or bag containing your weed.

2) If you have a customer that always asks you to "scale" in front of him. Ramp up your scales weight a little bit (different scales have different ways of doing this, it's up to you to find out how to do it)

3) Find some high quality fire mids (mids = weed with seeds) remove the seeds, sell it as loud (kind bud, headdies, good, whatever you guys are calling it)

4) Get yourself a vaporizer, tweak the temperature to where it barely discolors the weed, vape whole nugs. Sell vaped nugs with reduced THC in them. You're getting high for free basically.

5) I'm drawing a blank on what we call this (I'll probably remember later and add it, if you know the term let me know so I can add it). Basically what you do is you get what's known as a "pollen box". You knock all the formed THC crystals off of the nugs/shake (the box will do the majority of the work for you) then you turn the THC crystals into one of the many forms of hash. Sell the weed you stole the crystals from. Sell the hash. - This takes some time, but you can make some damn good money

6) Don't get caught doing this, for real. My boy wound up in a full body cast and had his car jacked at gunpoint cause somebody found out he fucked them over. Then again he sold to sketchy people, I never did.

7) A little tip; slowly ease into this with your customers. Slowly see how much extra money you can squeeze out of them.

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I copied this into a notepad, one of my friends wanted me to join him. Might aswell give him some tips thanks for the share.
 
Difficult said:
I copied this into a notepad, one of my friends wanted me to join him. Might aswell give him some tips thanks for the share.

Yw, thanks for the rep and kind words.

Good luck with your venture haha.
 
I hope they find out what you are doing, this is fucking bullshit.
 
Shift said:
Even the hood niggas @shift and @Gor would not do this as we do not want to end up in bodybags.

Two rules from the hoodlums.
1. Stack dat paper
2. Don't fuck with a mans weed
 
Legend said:
I hope they find out what you are doing, this is fucking bullshit.

And why were you reading this if not to see try and sell yours overpriced?

Pretty much everyone around here shorts peoples bags and shit, I see it as evening the playing field. Just my 2 cents.
 
Bit said:
And why were you reading this if not to see try and sell yours overpriced?

Pretty much everyone around here shorts peoples bags and shit, I see it as evening the playing field. Just my 2 cents.
Just so I could see how dumb you sound and tell you that it is bullshit and you will not get away with that if you sold to people besides 16yr olds.

I sell at $10/g and I still hook people up. If you have to sell at $15 then do that just make sure you dont fuck with anyone.
 

Weed doesn't represent this kind of stuff man. We need peace, love, and friendship in this world. This is just selfish and not cool. I would be pissed if this was happening to me. Also once people figure out your fucked lol.
 
Hood isn't selling some mids homies! Push some big boy shit. Nice method, but this right here guys is why you find yourself a good drug dealer.
 

These are good methods to get your ass kicked lmao
 
I hate people that do this kind of shit. You will only loose customers. When I use to deal I would hook people up so much and still managed to make a shit load of money. If you need to resort to these methods in order to turn a profit then you need to stop selling.
 
Selling marijuana is a difficult enough task for a person like me, I crack under pressure. I'd be all fine and dandy selling a bag for more than its worth and then I'd crack and start panicking when they ask if this is the correct amount of weed. For all you know, this motherfucker could appear as a casual, nice looking person and turn out to be Tony fucking Montana, Scarface. Ya feel?

anyways, really helpful my dude, thanks for this
 

Ooh ok Mr.Hater know it all.

You're so smart, I envy you bruh.
 
Pretty gay tutorial. I don't know about you guys but I actually value my real life homies lol, why would I want to fuck them over and be known as the chincey dealer. Glad my dude doesn't do that, I get fat ounces of loud with no sticks or seeds for $180.
 

Like I would do this to my true homies.
 

Same I don't mess with steams or seeds, doesn't work to well unless you're trying to grow.
 
That shit must not be good, ounce should be $200 minimum, and if its good shit $300/ounce. $3k a pound is bomb bud
 
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