Say something that might surprise others.

My wiener changes my pants for me.

It can change your pants to pink.
 
See pink, I already have a vouch.
 
Oh really? Give it your best shot.

I can stand on my tippy toes for a few seconds.
 
Vaginassss on motorrcyclessssss
if you read my post about a collection of funny videos you will understand the above statement tomorrow.
 
Pink has never had morning wood. :blink:
 
Last night I climbed on a metal pipeline below a bridge, 15 feet above the ground just to look at little birdies.
 
Lmao, nah you can just walk right in.
 
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