Rofl at my day...

Maxie

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My day has been hilarious. Had a great time.

I was with my best friend, we been friends since the age of 3. First we began with playing some WoW, lvled like 10 lvls (24 - 34) in one hour or so.

After that we went out to mainly shoot some basket, but instead we went to eat. We went home to my mates house to get some money, but we were stuck there playing with his dog. We went to a place called Max, which is a Swedish place like McDonald's. On the way there, we got attacked by a seagull.

When we were done eating, we went into a store that lies right beside Max. Called "ICA Maxi", sarcasm? ;3 There we went around kinda doing nothing just walking there, it's a supermarket(Used google translate as I was unsure how to spell grocerystore (or grocery store). But it's a store where you buy food and some other things.) so I don't have much to do there. Well, anyhow, me and my friend did buy some gum and some chocolate.

Now we head to my friends house again to play with his dog, and this time we walked him aswell. Now I got some problems with the dog, I am not sure if he likes me, because it's like happy when it sees me and likes running after me/playing with me, but it also likes biting, which I think is cause the dog is playing, but my mate keep saying it's cause it thinks it got higher rank than me.


Then we went to shoot some basket, which we actually did later.

On our way home, we bought 'slush', I accidentally bought 1 liter to me and my friend, I didn't knew what I was buying the store owner was like "That?" *pointing at something*, my mate got mad at me afterwards because I didn't understand but whatever ;3. We couldn't finish all and almost threw up when done.


I know this isn't my personal blog, but "Discuss anything you want here, all off-topic topics. Tell us about your day, something you saw, anything.", and this day been special. Haven't been out so much in the city where I live for about a year or so. (Usually going out more at my summerhouse).

Oh yeah, and when I was about to go home, my mate was like "Bro, wait a minute!", I was like why? Then he got the water hose... Came home with soaking wet cloths. (Might be a typo there...)

Automatic said: did you share a straw? If so, you got germs! LOLOLOL - He wanted me to post that -.-'
 
The dog is basically saying Hes higher then you
He is the alpha and your his bitch


Keep them coming maxie! I'm not like others I actually like reading stuff like this =)

You have a weird day=P
 
Dungeoneering said:
The dog is basically saying Hes higher then you
He is the alpha and your his b*tch


Keep them coming maxie! I'm not like others I actually like reading stuff like this =)

You have a weird day=P

My mate said I should bite him O:.
 
Maxie said:
Dungeoneering said:
The dog is basically saying Hes higher then you
He is the alpha and your his b*tch


Keep them coming maxie! I'm not like others I actually like reading stuff like this =)

You have a weird day=P

My mate said I should bite him O:.
LOL

Well thats what other dogs do To show they are the alpha and what not

Humans should just grab them on the neck The bottom not the back of the neck

You grab the bottom of their neck The skin or we you can grab onto and Control them
Thats how you teach dogs


I got a american bull dog / Husky mix
So Its a pain in the ass for me Hes a Super super fast and Strong dog who thinks hes the boss When I don't take shit from him =)

So yea just do it every time he tries to bite you
Don't worry your not hurting the dog one bit
Unless its some Chihuahua or some dog like that
 
Dungeoneering said:
Maxie said:
Dungeoneering said:
The dog is basically saying Hes higher then you
He is the alpha and your his b*tch


Keep them coming maxie! I'm not like others I actually like reading stuff like this =)

You have a weird day=P

My mate said I should bite him O:.
LOL

Well thats what other dogs do To show they are the alpha and what not

Humans should just grab them on the neck The bottom not the back of the neck

You grab the bottom of their neck The skin or we you can grab onto and Control them
Thats how you teach dogs


I got a american bull dog / Husky mix
So Its a pain in the ass for me Hes a Super super fast and Strong dog who thinks hes the boss When I don't take shit from him =)

So yea just do it every time he tries to bite you
Don't worry your not hurting the dog one bit
Unless its some Chihuahua or some dog like that

3 months old Labrador and Collie mix. So it might be playing?

Also, edited OP a lil bit.
 
Dungeoneering said:
The dog is basically saying Hes higher then you
He is the alpha and your his b*tch



Keep them coming maxie! I'm not like others I actually like reading stuff like this =)

You have a weird day=P

Agreed, beta as fuck

On topic, How do you accidentally buy something?
 
James said:
Dungeoneering said:
The dog is basically saying Hes higher then you
He is the alpha and your his b*tch



Keep them coming maxie! I'm not like others I actually like reading stuff like this =)

You have a weird day=P

Agreed, beta as F*ck

On topic, How do you accidentally buy something?

I don't fight with people about shit, and it only was like 10$, /Care.
So he pointed at something I said, yeah sure, whatever. ;3
 
Better than my day..

100 mins of Computer graphics
70 mins of IT
60 mins A-level taster of Physics
60 mins A-level taster of Film studies
 
Punch the dog in the face. I did that to my now ex girlfriends dog. It stopped trying to bite and hump me. Downside is she now wont talk to me.
 
Post Not Related said:
Punch the dog in the face. I did that to my now ex girlfriends dog. It stopped trying to bite and hump me. Downside is she now wont talk to me.

I tried pinching it the neck, also, are you talking about her dog or about her? ;)

He might be playful though, but I don't want the dog to be a better friend with me than my mate, so I am not sure. (As he plays with me all the time). Or it is really the fact that he is mad at me.
 
Maxie said:
Post Not Related said:
Punch the dog in the face. I did that to my now ex girlfriends dog. It stopped trying to bite and hump me. Downside is she now wont talk to me.

I tried pinching it the neck, also, are you talking about her dog or about her? ;)

He might be playful though, but I don't want the dog to be a better friend with me than my mate, so I am not sure. (As he plays with me all the time). Or it is really the fact that he is mad at me.

I punched the dog. It was a Chihuahua. It deserved it and I regret nothing.
 
Post Not Related said:
Maxie said:
Post Not Related said:
Punch the dog in the face. I did that to my now ex girlfriends dog. It stopped trying to bite and hump me. Downside is she now wont talk to me.

I tried pinching it the neck, also, are you talking about her dog or about her? ;)

He might be playful though, but I don't want the dog to be a better friend with me than my mate, so I am not sure. (As he plays with me all the time). Or it is really the fact that he is mad at me.

I punched the dog. It was a Chihuahua. It deserved it and I regret nothing.

I meant, did the girlfriend stop talk to you? ;)
 
Maxie said:
Post Not Related said:
Maxie said:
I tried pinching it the neck, also, are you talking about her dog or about her? ;)

He might be playful though, but I don't want the dog to be a better friend with me than my mate, so I am not sure. (As he plays with me all the time). Or it is really the fact that he is mad at me.

I punched the dog. It was a Chihuahua. It deserved it and I regret nothing.

I meant, did the girlfriend stop talk to you? ;)

Yeah she did. Something about me being "cruel and way out of line".
 
Post Not Related said:
Maxie said:
Post Not Related said:
I punched the dog. It was a Chihuahua. It deserved it and I regret nothing.

I meant, did the girlfriend stop talk to you? ;)

Yeah she did. Something about me being "cruel and way out of line".

Next time, get a girlfriend without an annoying dog.
 
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