So your girl and I did anal last night
We had fun cause she was tight
So I took her home and fucked her
She gave me dome and I loved her
I couldn't explain what I felt
It's like being hit by a belt
The next day came by
I told her let'a get high
She hopped on my dick while hitting the blunt
Then I fucked her from the front
I told her it's four twenty
So I left her and drove off in my Bentley
George Clooney is such a fucking goon
He gets so much poon
The first time we met was like when I got my first pet
So we chilled in his mansion
I told him to keep his pants on
But he refused so I held him for ransom
I met a mermaid yesterday
So I thought we could play
I told her let's fuck so she got in my truck
I told her I wasn't sober
Then I fucked her, game over
I asked her where's your fin
She said I left it in the bin
The morning came by and I was still drunk and high
I looked for her and she wasn't there
Then my boy said I think you're vision impaired
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