ok dont know if these are good or not but lets have a shot!
Why does Santa Claus balls soo big?
He only Cums once a year.
this is a song/joke kinda thing.
My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard.
yeah i know alot of racist ones, but will not post.