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Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out the window?

He like watching butterflies.
 
My cock is long said:
Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out the window?

He like watching butterflies.
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lol ive never been good at jokes, or never real liked those 2 liner jokes :D i like the one that lead up to a really funny ending, like short stories
 
Your username :) Jokes
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

Is it........

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush

Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."

"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...

No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.

Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."

(ringing)

Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."

Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.

The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.

There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."

Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush"

Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."

Barbara: "You think?"

Maggie: "I'm sure."

Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"

Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Barbara: "It is."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."

(clapping)

That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."

Its a blonde joke but its really long and i don't know how to use the spoiler
 
You use spoilers like
Code: 
[spoiler][/spoiler]
.
 
I got lots of different jokes, but they are extreamly rude/dirty and shit like that, soo i dunno :L

I will post this though

what goes black, white, black, white? nun rolling down a hill
What is black and white that goes heheheh? the nun that pushed her :D
 
Lol'd at ^.

What is the diffrence between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause

Santa stops at 3 ho's.
 
the_lol said:
Lol'd at ^.

What is the diffrence between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause

Santa stops at 3 ho's.
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LOL that's a good one, I literally went to my dad and told him this joke, I lold IRL too
 
Ireppgold said:
LOL that's a good one, I literally went to my dad and told him this joke, I lold IRL too
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I heard it ages ago, still funny. :p
 
Lol haven't heard many natural jokes lately :)
All blondes jokes. They still crack me up
 
A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.
 
I'm not really against justin bieber but this joke is really funny:
Three guys are sitting in a bar.
One guy said he has the world's smallest arm
One guy said he has the world's smallest leg
And the third guy said he has the world's smallest dick
So they go to the world's record book to check if they do.
The first guy has the world's smallest arm
The second guy said he has the world's smallest leg
And when they look up who has the smallest dick in the world the third guy said: "Who the fuck is justin bieber?!?"
 
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Lmao.. but for real..
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
 
Here's another Justin Bieber joke, i dont hate justin bieber it just so happens these jokes are actually funny.
Girl goes to boyfriends house and the mom tells them to not do anything stupid
they go to the boyfriends room and close the door
a few minutes later the mom hears "baby baby baby ohhh"
the mom runs into the room and the boy yells "mom get out we're having sex"
the mom says "oh thank goodness i thought you were listening to justin bieber"
:)
 
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