Plague's group application

Hello, today I thought I would apply for all the groups. Since this is how "most people" get in, I figured I'd give it a try.

Alias: Plague
Age: 17
Why should you be accepted in ___: I hazzz much rep and vurry HQs postss
How could you benefit ___: I pwomise to ware usurbar nd post in inactive subfoorums with no benefit to site.
Do you promise to wear the UB: of corrse it's why I wants in.
Will you buy in: foook yes, I wants to pay $10 for inactive group and picture beside my name

I got in? yayayayay thanks you sir. Now I will never do group activities or speak to you guys until the group gets sold

Isn't this how most of them look? Thought I would throw my own in the mix so I get accepted.

Never seen a better application.
Vouch, good luck getting into all teh groups.

Plague deserves to be in some groups, he is one of the most HQ on this forum. Vouch.

Sorry but you have been denied. You do not meet teh requirements of 5k post and 2k rep. Sowwy lul.

But @hollywood I try my bestest I spam to get posts and I suck dick for rep

This isn't how Nigga Sector gets into groups. Sweg.

^ real big vouch for this lil nigga. I witnessed it.

Bumping this to the top, for all the new groups