Pickup Lines

I got this off HackForums and thought it would be a good share.

Share your own. :}


Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and
number for insurance reasons.

Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.

POOF! I'm here, where are your other two wishes?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Are your pants on discount? Cuz if you were at my house they would be a 100% off!

You: Hey baby do you work at subway? Her: No. You: Oh well you just gave me a footlong .

The word of the day is legs, lets go home and spread the word!

Are you a lieutenant, cause ur makin' my private stand at attention


Others:
I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

Hey girl I'm large down there, get in my van.

Baby you're like my big toe, Id bang you on a coffee table

Best one Are your pants on discount? Cuz if you were at my house they would be a 100% off! lololo

Buyars said:

Best one Are your pants on discount? Cuz if you were at my house they would be a 100% off! lololo

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lol yea the pants, and the lieutenant one.

Proof or they don't work.

Video proof...

7.5/10+ girls only.

Reaper said:

Proof or they don't work.

Video proof...

7.5/10+ girls only.

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i never said they worked. Its just a share that i found funny and i liked a few of them.

Founder said:

What a fucking retard, its a joke.

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thank you

Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only Ten I see.

Here it is:
1) Girl are you a parking meter? Cause you have fine written all over you.
2) Man: How much does a polarbear weigh. Her:How Much? Man: Enough to break the ice high my name is ________.
3) Does this napkin smell like chloraphorm? Never mind my name is _____ can I buy you a drink?
4) Bitch get in my van.

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Oh here is another one 8) :
1) How Much?

Kill said:

Here it is:
1) Girl are you a parking meter? Cause you have fine written all over you.
2) Man: How much does a polarbear weigh. Her:How Much? Man: Enough to break the ice high my name is ________.
3) Does this napkin smell like chloraphorm? Never mind my name is _____ can I buy you a drink?
4) Bitch get in my van.

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Oh here is another one 8) :
1) How Much?

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No offence but those are pretty poopy lololol