1)Find a pirate proxy that works for you :
https://proxybay.la/
2)Click top 100
3)Click the big application link
4)Download one of the top seeded Photoshop torrents
5)Follow their simple steps to install the program
6)Be confused on how to photoshop
7)Suck at photoshop
8)Contemplate suicide...(Just kidding)
Follow the first 5 steps and you'll be able to get it.
I'd give you links but your ISP probably blocked it or something so just follow my 5 steps!
You also need : A good connection, and a BitTorrent client
@loadist